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Title: Kinky Spock
Post by: trekgeezer on October 15, 2007, 08:14:35 AM
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Spock, you really need to trim those finger nails.
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: Mr. DS on October 15, 2007, 10:44:47 AM
I'm sorry Captain, chest waxing to Vulcans is illogical and kind of gay. 
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: frank on October 15, 2007, 11:57:09 AM

"Well, Captain, considering all possibilities, you got off lightly for deciding to poke the Ymir." 
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: sideorderofninjas on October 15, 2007, 02:27:25 PM

Kirk: "Spock, are pondering what I am pondering.."

Spock: "I think so, Captain.  Once completely oiled up, the Pon Farr will begin..."
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: AndyC on October 16, 2007, 07:45:50 AM
"I'm sorry captain. Was that not your custom when one drops soap under these circumstances?"

or

Guy in the next cell: "Oh good God, that scarred me for life."
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: Dr. Whom on October 16, 2007, 08:07:29 AM
Listen Leonard, I don't care what the script says, but there's only one who takes his shirt of in this show, and that's me.
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: JaseSF on October 16, 2007, 11:54:21 AM
Spock?! You do realize that you're chest looks like hairy balls. don't you?
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: IzzyDedjet on October 16, 2007, 01:47:49 PM
Say it again Bill...SAY IT...SAY IT AND I'LL HIT YOU WITH MY PURSE AGAIN.  GOT IT?  Spock is not a sissy.  He's just misunderstood
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: Yaddo 42 on October 16, 2007, 08:58:16 PM
Cardio, Jim, Cardio. And carbs are illogical.
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: TheDope on October 29, 2007, 07:23:19 PM
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Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: Mortal Envelope on October 30, 2007, 10:24:25 AM
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Kirk: "Spock, why are your hands so low?"

Spock: "Captain, I was hoping you could shave my coin purse?"
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: Inyarear on October 30, 2007, 12:53:28 PM

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"I told you she was a police officer, Captain."
"Shut up, Spock."
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: Dr. Whom on November 05, 2007, 08:56:36 AM
No, Captain, I have no idea of the origin of these slash fiction stories.
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: JPickettIII on November 06, 2007, 09:53:20 AM
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"You know Captain, It is times like these I am glad that I always have that fresh feeling!"
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: AndyC on November 06, 2007, 10:01:43 AM
Captain, you really must learn to distinguish between a tribble and a badger.
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: BlackAngel75 on November 12, 2007, 02:26:18 AM
Why, no Jim. I've never been this stripper that you speak of.  Why do you ask?
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: Justy on November 24, 2007, 08:42:08 AM
When you said "stone knives and bear skins" you weren't kidding!
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: jdlarch on October 13, 2008, 11:18:31 PM
Spock: You know I could really go for some Carpenters right now...
Kirk: We've only just begun....
Spock: No not that one!
Kirk: Touch me...when we're dancing...
Spock: AHHHH! That's the one!
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: sprite75 on October 14, 2008, 12:40:01 AM
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VO: Then came the big day.  Kirk and Spock were married.  That night came the honeymoon!
Guy in Adjoining Cell: Ewwwwwwww!
Spock: He's faking it!

Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: Trevor on December 28, 2008, 05:00:03 AM
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on October 29, 2007, 07:23:19 PM
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:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: sprite75 on June 08, 2009, 01:00:37 AM
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Spock: Is that what humans would call a beer belly?
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: The Burgomaster on June 09, 2009, 04:28:14 PM
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"Spock . . . thank you for going boldly where no man has gone before."

Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: JJ80 on November 30, 2013, 12:57:20 PM
The showering facilities on the USS Enterprise were notably less technologically sophisticated than the rest of the vessel.
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: retrorussell on November 30, 2013, 03:01:31 PM
Kirk: Wow Spock; you were rough last night.  You left scratches!
Spock: Well, Captain, we Vulcans are normally mild-mannered, reserved folk.  In bed, however..
Man watching: Oh, don't mind me; do go on. (dry-humps bars)
Title: Re: Kinky Spock
Post by: sprite75 on November 30, 2013, 06:31:04 PM
"I warned you Jim.  Vulcan females in the throes of pon farr can be dangerous."
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