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Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: Gerry on October 16, 2007, 09:50:07 AM

Title: Enemy from Space
Post by: Gerry on October 16, 2007, 09:50:07 AM
(http://www.xmission.com/~carpentr/quat2-1.jpg)

You're right...that is the biggest zit I have ever seen.
Title: Re: Enemy from Space
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on October 16, 2007, 10:49:37 AM
You got a purdee mouth!
Title: Re: Enemy from Space
Post by: Mr. DS on October 16, 2007, 11:08:04 AM
No no no, don't you go picking at it.   Hows it going to heal?
Title: Re: Enemy from Space
Post by: AndyC on October 16, 2007, 11:59:22 AM
"Sorry 'bout the hickey. Things can get carried away up here on Brokeback."
Title: Re: Enemy from Space
Post by: Yaddo 42 on October 16, 2007, 08:44:44 PM
Those Gilette Fusion 5 blade razors are overrated.

or

Now you know why they call it Spring Surprise Chocolate! (Free Karma for who can identify the reference).
Title: Re: Enemy from Space
Post by: AndyC on October 16, 2007, 08:56:09 PM
Quote from: Yaddo 42 on October 16, 2007, 08:44:44 PM
Those Gilette Fusion 5 blade razors are overrated.

or

Now you know why they call it Spring Surprise Chocolate! (Free Karma for who can identify the reference).

Part of the Wizzo Quality Assortment, along with Ram's Bladder Cup (with lark's vomit!) and Crunchy Raw Unboned Real Dead Frog.
Title: Re: Enemy from Space
Post by: Yaddo 42 on October 16, 2007, 09:06:43 PM
There you go, then.
Title: Re: Enemy from Space
Post by: Gerry on October 17, 2007, 09:52:04 AM
Sorry about that.  I didn't know what the "Sectum Sempra" spell did.
Title: Re: Enemy from Space
Post by: IzzyDedjet on October 17, 2007, 11:20:18 AM
Maybe the Surgeon General was right.  Skoal and Copenhagen CAN wreck your mouth
Title: Re: Enemy from Space
Post by: JaseSF on October 17, 2007, 11:38:12 AM
Hmm well that's what you get for never washing your face. And boy does it smell funky too!
Title: Re: Enemy from Space
Post by: Dr. Whom on October 17, 2007, 02:55:13 PM
Stop squealing! There's nothing wrong with you. That's just a fault in the flim.
Title: Re: Enemy from Space
Post by: AndyC on October 17, 2007, 10:44:15 PM
"Good thing you didn't turn the other cheek"
Title: Re: Enemy from Space
Post by: BlackAngel75 on October 18, 2007, 02:18:33 AM
Having that burning sensation when you pee will be the least of your problems, buddy.
Title: Re: Enemy from Space
Post by: Alex Undead on November 01, 2007, 10:42:46 PM
"Wow! That's some bad herpes you got there!"
Title: Re: Enemy from Space
Post by: jdlarch on October 12, 2008, 12:06:14 PM
Although he had won the contest and set a new world record, Jimmy paid the price for stuffing 1.5 lbs. of pop rocks in his mouth and chasing them with 1/2 liter of Perrier.
Title: Re: Enemy from Space
Post by: sprite75 on October 12, 2008, 11:08:03 PM
(http://www.xmission.com/~carpentr/quat2-1.jpg)

I told you dummy, you don't talk back to guys carrying lightsabers!  But did you listen to me?  Noooo, and look what it got you!
Title: Re: Enemy from Space
Post by: Pennywise on March 30, 2009, 12:20:47 AM
"See, I told you not to mix pop rocks and Coke!"
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