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"Buddy, you could really use some lotion"
Seriously, man! I need to know how I can get me one o' them snow suits!
I can't let the folks back home see me in this body stocking!
Wow...and to think that on my planet, they just tell us we'll go blind and get hair on our palms from doing that
"Whoa, those are some good tokes. I'm seein' lizard men and everybody looks like Gavin McLeod. Sweet."
Ya know, alot of these guys look familiar... But didn't I see you in Enemy mine?
Kid: "So, half your workforce is employed in standing around watching lights blink all day?"
Lizard dude: "Well, the lights need to blink in the correct order you see. It requires years of training to properly monitor them."
Kid: O.k., let's set up an attack plan so we can....
Lizard-man: Shhhh, not now. I'm watching Land Before Time.
"Where can I find a bathroom? All the rooms with hot sand in them have eggs buried everywhere and I'm not even going to talk about what I saw going on in the water-filled tank at the end of the hall."
Flannel: the most high tech of all space suits!
Poor Steve was in awe to meet his idol, William F. Buckley Jr., but didn't realize just how much makeup was required for those tapings of Firing Line.
Missing an "s" first time round.
Lizard: A table for one young man.
Flannel Guy: Sir our senior citizen's night was yesterday.
Lizard Fonz: "aaaaayy"
Lizard Guy:
OK so that's your gear. Welcome to the team and just one more thing. If you go out to the surface, wear plenty of sunblock.
Exploring the Universe and meeting new civilisations seemed like a good idea until mankind met the turdmen.
That guy behind us in the hat is holding his crotch in public. Is that OK to do around here?
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Look, my agent said they've offered me this primo role in some movie with Mario Van Peebles and Michael Caine...MICHAEL CAINE man! And you're a shoe in for that SSSSSSSS remake...whatta ya say we blow Planet Geritol here, hitch to LA and start living some serious dreams?
Quote from: AndyC on October 17, 2007, 10:54:21 PM
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Hey, Centari, whats he mean by callin' me "Mr. Hankie?"
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Judging from this publicity still, it's easy to see why Ron Howard shelved his next movie: How The Grinch Stole Christmas 2525 A.D.
"Listen, bro, I know the number of a GREAT dermatologist. She can get rid of those wrinkles and green tint, as well as...LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, DAMMIT!"
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Wait a minute, how'd you get here from Babylon 5?
Quote from: AndyC on October 17, 2007, 10:54:21 PM
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"Hey, check out 'ol 'Lt. Modist crotch' back there. Justy, did you get a picture of this?"