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Title: The Last Starfighter
Post by: AndyC on October 17, 2007, 10:54:21 PM

(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/starfighter.jpg)
"Buddy, you could really use some lotion"

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: LilCerberus on October 17, 2007, 11:13:08 PM

Seriously, man! I need to know how I can get me one o' them snow suits!
I can't let the folks back home see me in this body stocking!

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: IzzyDedjet on October 18, 2007, 12:03:14 AM

Wow...and to think that on my planet, they just tell us we'll go blind and get hair on our palms from doing that

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: AndyC on October 18, 2007, 03:50:41 AM

"Whoa, those are some good tokes. I'm seein' lizard men and everybody looks like Gavin McLeod. Sweet."

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: Khaz on October 18, 2007, 07:44:11 AM

Ya know, alot of these guys look familiar... But didn't I see you in Enemy mine?

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: Jack on October 18, 2007, 07:59:10 AM

Kid: "So, half your workforce is employed in standing around watching lights blink all day?"
Lizard dude: "Well, the lights need to blink in the correct order you see. It requires years of training to properly monitor them."

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: BlackAngel75 on October 18, 2007, 01:57:01 PM

Kid: O.k., let's set up an attack plan so we can....

Lizard-man: Shhhh, not now. I'm watching Land Before Time.

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: Andrew on October 18, 2007, 02:14:26 PM

"Where can I find a bathroom? All the rooms with hot sand in them have eggs buried everywhere and I'm not even going to talk about what I saw going on in the water-filled tank at the end of the hall."

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on October 18, 2007, 05:46:56 PM

Flannel: the most high tech of all space suits!

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: Yaddo 42 on October 18, 2007, 08:54:10 PM

Poor Steve was in awe to meet his idol, William F. Buckley Jr., but didn't realize just how much makeup was required for those tapings of Firing Line.

Missing an "s" first time round.

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: Mr. DS on October 19, 2007, 12:27:25 PM

Lizard: A table for one young man.

Flannel Guy: Sir our senior citizen's night was yesterday.

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: Mortal Envelope on October 19, 2007, 05:56:37 PM

Lizard Fonz: "aaaaayy"

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: Dr. Whom on October 23, 2007, 08:54:14 AM

Lizard Guy:
OK so that's your gear. Welcome to the team and just one more thing. If you go out to the surface, wear plenty of sunblock.

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: Neville on October 23, 2007, 02:25:12 PM

Exploring the Universe and meeting new civilisations seemed like a good idea until mankind met the turdmen.

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: Justy on November 24, 2007, 10:37:02 AM

That guy behind us in the hat is holding his crotch in public. Is that OK to do around here?

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: soylentgreen on January 14, 2008, 06:51:15 PM

(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/starfighter.jpg)

Look, my agent said they've offered me this primo role in some movie with Mario Van Peebles and Michael Caine...MICHAEL CAINE man! And you're a shoe in for that SSSSSSSS remake...whatta ya say we blow Planet Geritol here, hitch to LA and start living some serious dreams?

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: Flangepart on January 14, 2008, 07:56:30 PM

Quote from: AndyC on October 17, 2007, 10:54:21 PM
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/starfighter.jpg)
Hey, Centari, whats he mean by callin' me "Mr. Hankie?"

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: TheDope on January 22, 2008, 10:36:46 PM

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Judging from this publicity still, it's easy to see why Ron Howard shelved his next movie: How The Grinch Stole Christmas 2525 A.D.

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: Terf on January 27, 2008, 12:15:22 AM

"Listen, bro, I know the number of a GREAT dermatologist. She can get rid of those wrinkles and green tint, as well as...LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, DAMMIT!"

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: sprite75 on August 15, 2011, 05:59:53 PM

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Wait a minute, how'd you get here from Babylon 5?

Title: Re: The Last Starfighter
Post by: Flangepart on August 16, 2011, 05:02:50 PM

Quote from: AndyC on October 17, 2007, 10:54:21 PM
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/starfighter.jpg)
"Hey, check out 'ol 'Lt. Modist crotch' back there. Justy, did you get a picture of this?"

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