I had a hard time choosing from three of these that screamed for captions, but here we go:
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"Okay, lady. All you have to do to adopt a kid is catch one. Go get 'em!"
"MORE OVALTINE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!"
Who knew the traffic jams would be so common place in Munchkin Land?
Grand Theft Auto: Kindergarten
"This, people, is why you NEVER put your car in a dryer!"
Screw the oil companies! And screw alternative fuels too! These are great cars, lady. You rub them on the carpet they'll go!
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Fiat fails in the US market yet again.
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Gary Coleman didn't keep his job as a city planner very long.
Hey you fatty! Put down that hot dog, and focus on the road! And you blondie! Put down your little cell phone and put BOTH hands on the whe- you see what you guys just did?!
Cop: Yeah lady, things just aren't the same since the school bus drivers went on strike.
"That's them officer. Those are the kids who attacked the Shriners!"
Sheriff John Benell's latest show: The World Wildest Kiddie Police Chases"
Yes, it's the latest in forensic science. You see, we launch the cars to high speeds using rail-gun technology to emulate the accident scene and thus we can see what ACTUALLY happened! Why are you looking at me like that?
California saved a bundle when they replaced the crash test dummys with third world orphans.
The producers of Kid Nation might have gone too far when they gave the kids permission to start their own department of transportation.
Initial tests of the tranlucent stop signs was inconclusive.
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OK Bobby, now that you've stopped suddenly and been hit from behind by Caroline you jump out of the car hold the back of your neck and scream. Good...now drop to the ground, roll around and yell, "I'll sue!" over and over. OK, these kids are ready for the real world now.
After witnesses the child driving school accident of 1956, Mrs. Smith could not come to understand why the kids favorite past time in the playground went from playing hopscotch to demolition derby with the cars they received from the driving school.
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No one could understand why Officer Jones went to the mental hospital after being in charge of the youth driving program.
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Hey! I don't care how your parents behave out on the roads! But yelling "Hey you f----g dork, move your a--" and sticking your middle finger up in the air at the other drivers is not acceptable. You've just earned a week of detention!