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Title: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: RCMerchant on October 21, 2007, 10:26:12 AM
 The Halloween candy thread made me think of the goofy (and cheap) Halloween costumes  of the past...so I went to ebay and poked around...thought I would share them....

I  actually HAD this very mask when I was about 7 years old! No suit...just a mask. I remember as a kid when we would wear these things that it would be chilly outside...and snot would run down our faces,and you could hardly breath-the inside of the mask would get all spitty and nasty...!
         
                      (http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/5180601.jpg)

I like this one! Recognize the Metaluna Mutant?

                        (http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/2689.jpg)

2 Frankensteins....( My dad would buy us kids our suits...my older brother Mike ALWAYS got Frankenstien...I would get stuck with a skeleton. Once I even got stuck with a witch mask...because Dad though it was a pirate. Ugh!)

  (http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/c1d7_1.jpg) (http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/38e2_1.jpg)

Wanna be a Vampire-?

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/dt280.jpg) (http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/278c_1.jpg)

BATMAN, the MUMMY (?), the HULK!

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/ad7c_1.jpg)

...more generic stuff....

  (http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/40da_1.jpg)

This one cracks me up! Any kid would be embaressed to wear a phony SPIDERMAN suit! I can hear them now!
" That's not the REAL Spiderman!"-"So? I'm his brother! I'm the EVIL Spiderman! He's cooler!"
   
   (http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/spider.jpg)

Finally...an oldie from the 1950's..some kinda alien or ghoul...!

    (http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/b469_1.jpg)

         
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: CheezeFlixz on October 21, 2007, 02:45:32 PM
Oh the good ol days when kids could ACTUALLY go house to house trick or treating ... after dark even. Unlike today when you go downtown to businesses in full daylight. The times they are a changin'.
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: ulthar on October 21, 2007, 03:00:39 PM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on October 21, 2007, 02:45:32 PM
Oh the good ol days when kids could ACTUALLY go house to house trick or treating ... after dark even. Unlike today when you go downtown to businesses in full daylight. The times they are a changin'.

Huh?

Come to our neighborhood.  You'll have a good time.
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: Susan on October 21, 2007, 04:03:38 PM
kids can't go trick or treating at night anymore.

Not since they extended daylight savings time. Can we sign a petition or something to put it back the way it was? 8 months of daylight savings, 4 months of real time...wtf

ps you guys were lucky to have those costumes. I only wore a storebought costume once and that was back in 1977 and i was a giant shiny bunny. Every year thereafter my costumes were homemade
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: Mr. DS on October 21, 2007, 06:09:17 PM
I love nostalgia stuff like this.  :thumbup: Here is how I rolled back in the mid-80s with my stylin' Pac-Man outfit.  Don't ask about the clowns, they still haunt me.

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/dsclown.jpg)
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 21, 2007, 07:12:43 PM
In the 1960s, I had a FRANKENSTEIN costume very like the one you showed, Bela, on the right side... I collect old Halloween, but these are pix I've grabbed from online auctions:
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/BENCOOPERhalloweenwitchlge.jpg)(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/TOPSTONEJOLplastic.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/woolworthad1.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/DRACfrank.jpg)
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: RCMerchant on October 21, 2007, 08:28:39 PM
 I like the Woolworths ad!  :thumbup:

  (http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/1509818005_57951138a9.jpg)


Of all these...of course I would choose the SHOCK MONSTER!!!
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: Susan on October 21, 2007, 08:44:12 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on October 21, 2007, 08:28:39 PM
I like the Woolworths ad!  :thumbup:

  (http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/1509818005_57951138a9.jpg)


Of all these...of course I would choose the SHOCK MONSTER!!!

i like the pricetag. seen how much rubber masks costs nowadays?
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: RCMerchant on October 21, 2007, 08:50:32 PM
Quote from: Susan on October 21, 2007, 08:44:12 PM


i like the pricetag. seen how much rubber masks costs nowadays?
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You would have to add a coupla zeros on to them prices now...these were from the 60's...collectors buy and sell their souls for this stuff! YIKES!
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: AndyC on October 22, 2007, 05:41:28 AM
I consider myself lucky that my parents would never buy me one of those pre-made plastic costumes. There were a couple of years when I really wanted one, but we always had to scavenge for our costumes. Didn't take me long to figure out homemade, improvised costumes were a lot more fun anyway. I think by the first or second grade I'd already started questioning how a plastic coverall with a character's name and picture qualified as a costume. You might as well go door to door in your regular clothes and tell people who you're supposed to be.

I did once use one of the plastic masks as part of a costume though. Old Bob from The Black Hole. It was part of my cardboard and tinfoil robot costume.

Today, the ready-made costumes have gotten much better, and some parents go as far as to make high-quality costumes for their kids, but I still think scavenging for a homemade costume is better. There's more creativity and imagination involved, and it makes for some pretty satisfying memories.

By the way, this thread reminded me of a favourite SNL sketch:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Bpk5vixuY
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: Raffine on October 22, 2007, 02:45:04 PM
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/2689.jpg)
"Sheesh! Whateveeer!" This Metaluna Mutant seems to say.

I
Quotethink by the first or second grade I'd already started questioning how a plastic coverall with a character's name and picture qualified as a costume.

Yep, that's about how far I got before I realized having my 'Dracula' costume have 'DRACULA!' printed across the front in huge letters sort of missed the point and was extremely lame. My good ol' mom actually made me a bonafide 'Dracula' cape (complete with red lining!) when I was about seven.

One year I decided to go as a do-it-myself 'Wolfman'. I got one of those really cheap black costume wigs, cut it up, and glued pieces to my face. Add fangs and ratty clothes. I wound up looking more like a mangy version of 'JoJo the Dog-Faced Boy' but I thought it looked awesome.  :thumbup:   
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: Khaz on October 22, 2007, 03:51:42 PM
How 'bout the good old "lets just wrap you up in toilet paper and you can be a mummy?" costume? I had that one tossed on me when I was about 7. That night it rained and by the ends i looked like a spitwad rather than a mummy.
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: AndyC on October 22, 2007, 10:05:21 PM
OK, I had to go back and find this one again. This turned up in the same image search as the Megaforce photo I posted in Humorous Captions.

If you thought those other store-bought plastic costumes were cheesy, you ain't seen this:
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/ilia.jpg)

Boy, what little girl didn't want to trick-or-treat as bald Persis Khambatta? Little boys too. I mean, she was a  real fan favourite, right up there with Khan, and particularly popular with the kids.......right?

Ah, the days when movie merchandising was not so much the exact science it is today.
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: Susan on October 22, 2007, 10:21:12 PM
After reading through this thread i thought you guys might enjoy reading

THIS (http://retrocrush.buzznet.com/costumes/index.html)

I don't know what's weirder, Chachi or dressing up as the Asteroids game
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: AndyC on October 22, 2007, 10:26:58 PM
Karma to you, Susan. That had me laughing out loud from beginning to end.  :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: Raffine on October 22, 2007, 10:53:09 PM
I was having a hardy laff at that link, and then suddenly, with no warning:

(http://www.retrocrush.com/costumes/small65645wonder.jpg)

AHHH!

CURSE YOU, SMALL WONDER! CURSE YOU!
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: BlackAngel75 on October 23, 2007, 01:43:20 AM
The link was funny.  There was some things that stuck out though, besides the V.I.C.K.I.E. costume.  Is it me or does the Flipper mask  look more like a flounder's head with eye holes?  If a little kid, now, knew who the Village People are, would he be willing to wear that costume?
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: AndyC on October 23, 2007, 04:51:45 AM
Yeah, the Flipper costume had me laughing, although I was already going pretty good after seeing the Gabe Kaplan and Chuck Barris costumes.

I thought Jaws was funnier than Flipper though, with the head in the classic Jaws pose and two big eyes looking out the mouth.

Asteroids just left me speechless. A rock in a smock, taking a walk. WTF? Although, the mask would have potential as part of a monster costume.
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: RCMerchant on October 23, 2007, 08:26:07 AM
 I wonder...now that the Harry Potter wizard guy is out of the closet...I wonder how many  uptight parents are scrapping their kids Dumbledore costumes?  :question:

I would wear the Tattoo costume...it might even fit! (I'm all of 5' 2"). Karma,Susan!   :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: AndyC on October 23, 2007, 08:38:31 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on October 23, 2007, 08:26:07 AM
I wonder...now that the Harry Potter wizard guy is out of the closet...I wonder how many  uptight parents are scrapping their kids Dumbledore costumes?  :question:

On the other hand, he might gain popularity with a different crowd. The Village People costume suggests there might be a market   :teddyr:

We might even see a scantily-clad Dumbledore leading the San Francisco mustache parade. The possibilities!
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: Raffine on October 23, 2007, 10:22:08 AM
QuoteI thought Jaws was funnier than Flipper though, with the head in the classic Jaws pose and two big eyes looking out the mouth.

And as was paointed out, it's probably the only kiddie Halloween costume printed with a naked lady on it.
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 23, 2007, 11:01:01 AM
SUSAN:  :thumbup:  That was fun, but I'm way too old to "remember" those costumes as they all seem to date from late 70s early 80s, which was certainly the cheeziest period in Halloween history.  Me?  If I had been young enough and wanted to wear one of those readymade thingees, here's my choice:
(http://retrocrush.buzznet.com/archive2003/costumes/booberry.jpg)
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: Raffine on October 23, 2007, 12:34:49 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on October 23, 2007, 11:01:01 AM
SUSAN:  :thumbup:  That was fun, but I'm way too old to "remember" those costumes as they all seem to date from late 70s early 80s, which was certainly the cheeziest period in Halloween history.  Me?  If I had been young enough and wanted to wear one of those readymade thingees, here's my choice:
(http://retrocrush.buzznet.com/archive2003/costumes/booberry.jpg)

The Monster Cereals, or at least their reps, seem to have entered the 'pop' culture consciousness once again: Count Chocula had an extended cameo on a recent episode of South Park and Frankenberry had a featured role as the villain on a recent Drawn Together.

Coming Soon?: Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy as a gay couple on The Simpsons.
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on October 23, 2007, 12:49:20 PM
Amazing, someone time travelled andsaw the 21 century Michael Jackson and made a costume
(http://retrocrush.buzznet.com/archive2003/costumes/firstlady.jpg)

-Ed
Due to busy parents, I didn't get the cool Star Wars costumes, and ended up with the ultra emarassing "Star Robot".  Unfortunately that one isn't in the list, should be though.
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: Susan on October 23, 2007, 03:41:46 PM
well, if my link was a little bit before some peoples generation here (ahem, does that mean you are calling me old?) then check out some unsettling German Halloween costumes (http://www.cracked.com/article_15629_30-most-unsettling-german-halloween-costumes.html) :cheers:

Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: JaseSF on October 23, 2007, 08:29:58 PM
I had one of the store bought costumes featuring Mr. T from his A-Team days. My favourite costume though was simply wearing an home-made black cape and a set of cheap plastic vampire teeth.  I vas ze Count!
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: HarlotBug3 on October 24, 2007, 03:07:22 PM
Unless a kid, not a child, old enough to venture the neighborhood alone, is dressed up as something INTENTIONALLY scarry or offensive and out at NIGHT it is NOT Halloween.

One of these years I'm going to catch some yuppie spawners dressing up their pup in free advertising and taking them to the mall in the daylight and I'm going to spit in their faces  :hatred:


Karma for those tragic early marketing attempts, btw. :wink:
Title: Re: Cheezy Old Halloween Costumes
Post by: BlackAngel75 on October 25, 2007, 02:44:56 AM
I saw the german costumes link and, truth be told, out of most of them that were stupid (a human cell phone?) and some that were racist, I did like the design of that Psyco Surgeon.  It look like something straight out of a Heavy Metal graphic novel.