Egad, but I fear for Odinn:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/24/kamikaze_squirrel/
That sounds like something that would happen to me. I never thought I would hear about squirrels doing their own version of suicide bombings.
Man, how do you explain that happening to your insurance company? That's almost as bad as the exploding whale incident where the 500lb chunk of blubber landed on the guys car.
It's just more proof of the imminent squirrel uprising. Boldly giving their own lives to annoy us humans.
And it STILL isn't a ficus.
So do squirrel martyrs get 72 squirrel virgins in paradise?