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I have been using my Dremel to make stonework designs for thirty years. Gone through two wives, about eighty Dremels, and three separate cancer treatments. Still have the same respirator though.
Hello Mr. Rivers you'd better take a seat. Although she's in stable condition, I'm afraid Joan has had one too many plastic surgeries.
Beware any home improvement advice you get from these guys on the Eastern European knock-off show This Old Hovel.
"I'm not Normy, and I'm not interested in hearing any little-known facts. Are you feeling all right?"
Well, I got the diaper changed, but there was this little issue with the talc.
Oh, thea you ahh. Cheez, I musta wandered away from the bah. Hey, where's Balki?
"Wear my goggles...over my glasses?"
"Yeah, you know, since you've got them on your head anyway."
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Oh yeah; "Cheers" was a sweet gig, but then everyone forgot I
was in movies like Empire Strikes Back and Firefox...now look at
me: bit parts in crummy sequels. What's next: voice-overs for
two-bit cartoons?
Yep...tried out for Al in HOME IMPROVMENT THE MOVIE...Tim Allen told me to kiss his, well never mind...
"Well, I got that insulation installed for ya..."
"I told you to take care of the fire ants under my house!"
"It was hard, man..."
" You might want to to wait a half hour before using the toilet, I had mexican for lunch again."