From my review of The Devil's Sword;
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What happens when crocodiles become sick of being turned into shoes and purses.
Tonight on Fox's "Totally One-Sided Animal Fights": The Huge-Sworded Crocodile versus the Red-Scarfed Asian Guy.
The latest Sci-Fi Original Picture: Cheapo Croc Vs. Balding Drag Queen
OW! Dammit, I stepped on my tail again.
Downstream from Union Carbide
When will those damn Power Rangers shows ever end!?
Sadly, the Hidious Sun Demon's brother, Philburt, fails his screen test, and never becomes an action star.
"Luke, I am your father..."
"My name is 'Yu Gi Luk!'"
"I know, but it doesn't lend well to good drama...'Yu Gi Luk - it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue..."
Diana Ross braves the dangers of the wild to fashion her own handbags...
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Lady, if I had a human male reproductive organ, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!!
The fight between Sung Mina and Lizardman proved to everyone that a live action soul calibur movie wasn't a good idea on a low budget.