:bluesad:
I don't know where they've gone, but I wish they would come back....
I know they were old enough, used enough and unwashed enough to stand up on their own and wander off on their own.
But, still I'm :bluesad: and I wish they would come back as they were the only pair I had.................
:teddyr:
Trevor, your underpants travails are terribly troubling to me.
Ben Grimm
that is, grin and bear it
It might just be nature's way of telling you it's time to buy a new pair.
After returning to work yesterday three weeks after my gallbladder surgery I reflect back on all the important things I always wanted to get done around the house, but never took the time. With the only thing planned during my time off I now realize that it didn't get it done.
It was time to sort through my sock drawer. There are white socks, black socks, brown socks, silver toed socks, and even golden toed socks. There are also mismatched socks, no match socks, short socks, long socks, insulated socks, new socks, old socks, missing socks, and even holy socks. They needed sorting, organization, and some need to be disposed of completely. Well...........my three weeks are up and the task still remains undone. :bluesad:
As far as my underwear goes they all have 3 holes in them. :teddyr:
There's only one explanation....Underpants Gnomes!
Yikes!! I think I found them! I think you're right Trevor, they're in bad shape and I think they walked here for South Africa by themselves.
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/Underpants.jpg)
Quote from: Scott on November 13, 2007, 10:20:05 AM
As far as my underwear goes they all have 3 holes in them. :teddyr:
Come on people you never heard this joke as a kid?
Kid #1 "Your underwear has three holes in them."
Kid #2 "No they don't"
Kid #1 "Then how do you get them on?"
You know..............1 for your body to get through at the top and 2 holes for the legs.
:bouncegiggle:
Sorry that's my best underwear joke. :bluesad:
Quote from: AndyC on November 13, 2007, 02:10:00 PM
There's only one explanation....Underpants Gnomes!
AHH! Beat me to it.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Gnomes_plan.png)
Quote from: Scott on November 13, 2007, 09:15:36 PM
Quote from: Scott on November 13, 2007, 10:20:05 AM
As far as my underwear goes they all have 3 holes in them. :teddyr:
Come on people you never heard this joke as a kid?
Kid #1 "Your underwear has three holes in them."
Kid #2 "No they don't"
Kid #1 "Then how do you get them on?"
You know..............1 for your body to get through at the top and 2 holes for the legs.
:bouncegiggle:
Sorry that's my best underwear joke. :bluesad:
I just checked mine and they have four holes.
Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 13, 2007, 11:51:39 PM
I just checked mine and they have four holes.
I remember the joke from about the time I was 10 years old must have come from my friend next door he had 4 older sisters and no brothers.
Come think think of it Ed Wood only had 3 holes in some of his underwear.
I like to wear them on my head...like a cool hat. :smile:
Oh...waitaminute... :buggedout:
Those are my wifey's I like to wear on my head...! :smile:
Have you contacted INTERPOL?
:bluesad: No, INTERPOL can't help at all, I'm afraid. :bluesad:
It's payday today (15 November) so I guess I will have to go buy some more.
But I miss my old undies terribly................................ :teddyr:
I used to have a ferret who would steal my underwear and use them for bedding under the couch. Maybey this is an early warning that you may have ferrets. Check under the bed/couch/entertainment center!
Just for a lark, go about your day without them. It's kinda refreshing. You just have to get over the Linus Van Pelt syndrome and get over your "security blanket"
:bluesad:
Khaz: we have dassies [rock hyraxes] in our garden so if I find one of them wearing an off white gstring, I'll nab him. :teddyr:
Izzy: The blanket's OK, it's the undies I'm looking for. :teddyr:
:teddyr:
I am proud to announce that I am now the owner of two semi-used, refurbished and upholstered underpants, one named "Scratchy" and the other named "Itchy". :teddyr:
Me so happy. :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Trevor on November 19, 2007, 01:25:23 AM
:teddyr:
I am proud to announce that I am now the owner of two semi-used, refurbished and upholstered underpants, one named "Scratchy" and the other named "Itchy". :teddyr:
Me so happy. :bouncegiggle:
Oh Thank God ... I can sleep now. :teddyr:
Quote from: Trevor on November 19, 2007, 01:25:23 AM
:teddyr:
I am proud to announce that I am now the owner of two semi-used, refurbished and upholstered underpants, one named "Scratchy" and the other named "Itchy". teddyr:
Me so happy. :bouncegiggle:
Careful Trevor you might get a rash and people might misunderstand what your doing when scratching.
:bouncegiggle:
Good memories: Cheeze, Scott, Khaz and the rest. :cheers:
Ya know, underwear is under appreciated for underhanded unconsciousnable reasons.