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Title: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Bad Movie Master on November 17, 2007, 07:32:31 AM
hi, i used this website alot and over the years i have seen more b-movies then any1, my ratio of b-movies to good films i watch is 25:1 Impressed, and need proof here is what i have seen that u guys don't even have.

•   Sasquatch
•   Blue Demon
•   Python 2
•   Snakehead Terror
•   Dinocroc
•   Supergator
•   The Terror Within
•   Boa
•   Raging Sharks
•   Hammerhead
•   Peter Benchley's Creature
•   DNA
•   Half-Caste
•   Boa vs Python
•   Komodo vs Cobra
•   The Item
•   Raptor
•   Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
•   Caved in: Prehistoric Terror
•   Minotaur
•   Deep Shock
•   Sasquatch Hunters
•   Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep
•   Scorpius Gigantus
•   Shocker
•   Blood Surf
•   Crocodile 2: Death Swamp
•   And many more

if u don't believe this list check imdb.com there have every movie known to mankind, and see i'am not lying

and want to know more just ask

and cya u guys later
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: RCMerchant on November 17, 2007, 07:49:32 AM
Seen more B- Movies than anyone....hmmmm. Is that a challenge of some type? I'll bet Andrew alone has seen and forgotton more crap then you've seen in a lifetime! So...BMM-hang around and prove your knowledge! If you are so enlightened...mebbe you could educate us poor souls.  :wink:
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: BMM on November 17, 2007, 08:23:03 AM
ok, i also agree that Andrew has seen more, but i seen and remembered more. anyqay nice nickname BMM, i like it  :smile: anyway my knowledge of a b-movie is

•   If the movie was by Sci-Fi pictures it is a b-movie or worse
•   Anything with a cool picture might be a cool movie (The Item, that film is bulls**t)
•   Anything with creatures, monsters, zombies, etc... that hasn't been released in theatres is a guaranteed b-movie
•   Anything that has more sequels and not by the same person (the Dracula 2000 sequels and the Wishmaster sequels) are more B-movie materials then Roger Corman

this is some knowledge i know of B-movies and how to find them

and also most the movies i list i actually own, and i have more, i don't want to list them because

1) it will take forever
2) u guys have most of them on your database

leave more comments or questions for me please thank you  :wink:
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Ash on November 17, 2007, 08:50:46 AM
What a poser!

Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Bad Movie Master on November 17, 2007, 08:55:07 AM
sorry  :bluesad: i don't want to seen as a poser, sorry, i just want u guys to see that i'am B-movie helper and can help u find more b-movies then ever that's all and sorry if i seem like a poser  :bluesad:
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Ash on November 17, 2007, 08:56:13 AM
Are you from the U.S.?

You sound like Borat.
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on November 17, 2007, 09:06:31 AM
Also BM, how old are you, have you seen anything released before 2000, and you do realize that there are members of this board that have seen/own over a thousand bad movies each, right? Just curious.
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Bad Movie Master on November 17, 2007, 09:12:59 AM
i'm 17 and i have seen films from 1970-2007, 37 years and nearly everything i see i buy, a bad habit i can't break, ok many people may have more then me, but i have alot about over 500+ DVDs and this is everything, not just b-movies
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Mr. DS on November 17, 2007, 09:22:10 AM
Quotehi, i used this website alot and over the years i have seen more b-movies then any1, my ratio of b-movies to good films i watch is 25:1 Impressed, and need proof here is what i have seen that u guys don't even have.

I guess congratulations are in order? I wouldn't put that on a resume though.   :wink:

Seriously BMM, its good you've viewed all these films as a young man and may you continue to view more.  I think people are kind of upset with you because you sounded like you're bragging in your initial post. Although you may not be, keep in mind you're talking to an army of useless knowledge masters when it comes to bad movies.  Regardless, good luck to you and all your bad movie endeavors.  
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Doc Daneeka on November 17, 2007, 09:59:13 AM
Well he's got a year and about 450 films up on me :lookingup: :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on November 17, 2007, 12:06:18 PM
Well, congrats BM, you're off to a good start. You just worded your post in a kind of jackassy way. Not calling you a jackass mind you, so take no offense, just saying that your post seemed kinda jackassy. Welcome to the forum and good luck with your collection.  :cheers:
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Scott on November 17, 2007, 04:40:12 PM
Quote from: Bad Movie Master on November 17, 2007, 08:55:07 AM
sorry  :bluesad: i don't want to seen as a poser, sorry, i just want u guys to see that i'am B-movie helper and can help u find more b-movies then ever that's all and sorry if i seem like a poser  :bluesad:

This is a classic post.

:bouncegiggle:

I've been known to make a list or two myself.

Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on November 17, 2007, 12:06:18 PM
Well, congrats BM, you're off to a good start.  :cheers:

Thank for the post BM.  :bouncegiggle:

I'm just here to offer you a forum welcome. Hang around as RCMerchant said. We've been know to watch a few movies now and then. Remember it's always good to help out fellow B-Movie people.

Again, welcome to the forum..............
Title: ..shameless plug..
Post by: Kester Pelagius on November 17, 2007, 05:05:25 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on November 17, 2007, 07:49:32 AMIs that a challenge of some type?

That's just a b-movie lover whose not gotten any sleep for days demonstrating what happens when you stay up for days watching b-movies, now THIS: Test your B-movie knowledge! (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,116759.0.html).  That is a challenge!

:twirl:
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 17, 2007, 09:10:16 PM
QUESTION for BMM: So what's your favorite bad movie from your collection?  What should we see that we may have missed (and why)?

ADVICE for BMM: Look into some movies from before 1970.  Try 1934's MANIAC, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.  Not to mention the work of a little known director by the name of Ed Wood... look him up, it's worth it.
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: 316zombie on November 18, 2007, 02:49:16 PM
hi bmm!definitely check out ed wood(thanks rev!),and maroi bava,and jess franco...and the coffin joe movies!
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: RCMerchant on November 18, 2007, 04:24:17 PM
Quote from: 316zombie on November 18, 2007, 02:49:16 PM
hi bmm!definitely check out ed wood(thanks rev!),and maroi bava,and jess franco...and the coffin joe movies!

I would also add these directers (and I use the term loosly, in some cases!)
.JERRY WARREN-(the WILD WORLD of BATWOMAN, FRANKENSTEIN ISLAND)
.LARRY BUCHANAN-(The EYE CREATUES,the SNAKE WOMAN)
.H.G.LEWIS-(BLOOD FEAST,2000 MANIACS)
.WILLIAM GRIDLER-(ABBY,ASYLUM of SATAN)
.RUSS MEYER-(FASTER p***yCAT,KILL,KILL; MUDHONEY)
.AL ADAMSON-a personal favorite!-(DRACULA vs.FRANKENSTEIN,SATAN's SADISTS)
or any of the following generes...
Biker movies,Blaxpliotation,Women in Prison fliks(WIP), forgein films from India,Pakistan,Spain,Germany France....
Mexican Wrestling movies,Itailian westerns and giallos, Paul Naschy werewolf films...
I could go on forever! Expand your mind! There's a whole world of trashy garbage out there! Half the fun is hunting them down and discovering new stuff!!!
Good luck...and have FUN!!!  :smile:  :thumbup:
.
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Shadow on November 18, 2007, 07:07:45 PM
Don't forget Andy Milligan. :buggedout: :teddyr:
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Doc Daneeka on November 18, 2007, 07:10:01 PM
Anthony Hickox is also good, director of the Waxwork duology, the first of which is one of my favorites, and perhaps the campiest hellraiser installment :teddyr:
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Scott on November 19, 2007, 06:32:30 AM
Bad Movie Master seems to be gone. He left before I had a chance to mention that I always wanted to be a b-movie poser and a b-movie helper. :bluesad:
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: RCMerchant on November 19, 2007, 06:40:24 AM
Quote from: Scott on November 19, 2007, 06:32:30 AM
Bad Movie Master seems to be gone. He left before I had a chance to mention that I always wanted to be a b-movie poser and a b-movie helper. :bluesad:

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:  :thumbup:

Dependening on the movie-I am at times a Bad Movie Masterbaiter....which is kinda sad.... :bluesad:....and creepy...
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: The Burgomaster on November 19, 2007, 09:41:01 AM
Quote from: Bad Movie Master on November 17, 2007, 09:12:59 AM
i'm 17 and i have seen films from 1970-2007, 37 years and nearly everything i see i buy, a bad habit i can't break, ok many people may have more then me, but i have alot about over 500+ DVDs and this is everything, not just b-movies

I guess for a 17-year-old, that seems like "everything."  But I'm 43 and my opinion is you need to go back to the silent movie era to even think of being a "poser."  I'm approaching 3,000 movies on DVD and I don't claim to have seen "everything."  Amazingly, I think the only one on BMM's list I own is Komodo vs. Cobra!  How the heck did I miss the rest of them?
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: 316zombie on November 19, 2007, 05:40:26 PM
not sure if i should be sad or proud,i owm almost all of them,lol!
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Bonehead-XL on November 19, 2007, 05:51:58 PM
This kid watches way too much Sci-Fi Channel.
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: RCMerchant on November 19, 2007, 06:19:58 PM
Are you Bad Movie Master's Dad?!

That's really great!  :thumbup:

A father son team! Wow!

We have Dennis and Poogie...who are man and wife...(though we sadly don't hear enough of either too much latley... :bluesad:) But a father and son team is groovy!

WELCOME!!!  :smile:
Quote from: Bonehead-XL on November 19, 2007, 05:51:58 PM
This kid watches way too much Sci-Fi Channel.
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Mr. DS on November 19, 2007, 07:43:56 PM
We overpowered him with our abundance of B-Knowledge.  Yea Team!  :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Bad Movie Master on November 20, 2007, 03:28:25 AM
Actucally i have been busy with other things, sorry i didn't respond in a while, anyway go to go school now
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Bad Movie Master on November 20, 2007, 07:36:24 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 17, 2007, 09:10:16 PM
QUESTION for BMM: So what's your favorite bad movie from your collection?  What should we see that we may have missed (and why)?

i would have to say "The Terror Within" because it was made by Roger Corman and stars George Kennedy

it is a good film i recommand 2 slimes, it's like alien but on earth with mutants
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Bad Movie Master on November 20, 2007, 07:40:22 AM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on November 19, 2007, 09:41:01 AM

I guess for a 17-year-old, that seems like "everything."  But I'm 43 and my opinion is you need to go back to the silent movie era to even think of being a "poser."  I'm approaching 3,000 movies on DVD and I don't claim to have seen "everything."  Amazingly, I think the only one on BMM's list I own is Komodo vs. Cobra!  How the heck did I miss the rest of them?

i look for animal attacks movies on amazon, or i just visit this site http://www.animalattack.info/PmWiki/English (http://www.animalattack.info/PmWiki/English)

i like animal attack movies (expect for Spiders, and Rats, least favs  :buggedout: )
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Bad Movie Master on November 20, 2007, 07:43:53 AM
well i'll like to say i'm back but i have other places to go, i will be back form time to time and i will try my best to answer your posts as best as i can.  :bouncegiggle:

enjoy the answers i have given above this and keep writing
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Bonehead-XL on November 20, 2007, 12:27:39 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on November 19, 2007, 06:19:58 PM
Are you Bad Movie Master's Dad?!

That's really great!  :thumbup:

A father son team! Wow!

We have Dennis and Poogie...who are man and wife...(though we sadly don't hear enough of either too much latley... :bluesad:) But a father and son team is groovy!

WELCOME!!!  :smile:
Quote from: Bonehead-XL on November 19, 2007, 05:51:58 PM
This kid watches way too much Sci-Fi Channel.

Ah, no. Actually, I'm not that much older then him.
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: 316zombie on November 20, 2007, 02:58:29 PM
well,i'm old enough to be both of you's mom,i'll just adopt you and we'll team up now and then! :wink:
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 20, 2007, 09:57:39 PM
Quote from: Bad Movie Master on November 20, 2007, 07:36:24 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 17, 2007, 09:10:16 PM
QUESTION for BMM: So what's your favorite bad movie from your collection?  What should we see that we may have missed (and why)?

i would have to say "The Terror Within" because it was made by Roger Corman and stars George Kennedy

it is a good film i recommand 2 slimes, it's like alien but on earth with mutants

Fair enough, I guess, but I would think your favorite movie would have earned more than two slimes (it's a 5 slime scale).  Haven't seen it so I can't comment on its lack of merit.  Anyway, stick around, contribute to some threads. 
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Bad Movie Master on November 21, 2007, 03:24:33 AM
sorry i thought u meant a film to recommand to Bad movies, it's hard to say now, i'll have to think about that
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Scott on November 21, 2007, 09:13:35 AM
 :buggedout: :question:  :bouncegiggle:..... I feel a full range of emotions when I read from this thread.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JYfM-frIWlQ&feature=related
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: CheezeFlixz on November 21, 2007, 10:01:38 AM
Quote from: Scott on November 21, 2007, 09:13:35 AM
:buggedout: :question:  :bouncegiggle:..... I feel a full range of emotions when I read from this thread.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JYfM-frIWlQ&feature=related

I hear you Scott ... I'm confused or am I? I don't know.

Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: trekgeezer on November 21, 2007, 10:23:41 PM
Hey! I figured out who this guy is!! :teddyr:


(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/bmm.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Bad Movie Master on November 22, 2007, 08:53:22 AM
let me guess ur father  :hot:
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Master (i also have a list)
Post by: Mr. DS on November 22, 2007, 09:29:52 AM
Quote from: trekgeezer on November 21, 2007, 10:23:41 PM
Hey! I figured out who this guy is!! :teddyr:


(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/bmm.jpg)

now thats frickin' funny