This movie caused me distress, so:
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"You call this wine?"
Dude, my urine is disolving the glass. Is that normal?
Dude, I didn't know Rogaine was made from hair juice.
Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?.....
Can I have a beer with my chaser?
Can you use this urine sample to locate our shirts?
I swear, man this is my sample. What makes you think otherwise?
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He leaves his DNA at every place he stays;
So don't drink what you think is apple juice,
Or eat the mayonnaise.
Whoa dude! This looks like it would balance nicely on your head.
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"So you promise, if I drink this it will put hair on my chest?"
I hope this place isn't like Cheers where everybody knows your name.
You can leave your hat on...
"Is this where I audition for the all-nude Doctor Who stage musical?"
You mean if I drink this I don't have to go back to the Group W bench?
Quote from: Caronte on November 21, 2007, 07:31:35 AM
You can leave your hat on...
(continued in Bostonian accent) But if you have a hat on for more than 4 hours you gotta see a doctor.
We don't do that here, we just need a urine sample!
This guy is so stoned all the time that they're not even trying to test his urine anymore. They're actually refining it into the ultimate narcotic: Pineapple Depressed!