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Title: ED-209
Post by: trekgeezer on November 20, 2007, 03:35:23 PM
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"Ladies and gentlemen I would like to introduce our new corporate motivational officer."
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: indianasmith on November 20, 2007, 03:44:49 PM
Firepower will be increased until morale improves!
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: Mr. DS on November 20, 2007, 06:52:48 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce our new copy machine.  I wouldn't kick it if it jams if I were you.
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: CheezeFlixz on November 20, 2007, 11:18:15 PM
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Say hello to my little friend.
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: sideorderofninjas on November 20, 2007, 11:28:42 PM
You will make an appointment with my secretary if you need to see me...AS you can see, she happens to quite stern with her belt fed machine guns...
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: asimpson2006 on November 21, 2007, 07:31:02 AM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on November 20, 2007, 11:18:15 PM
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Say hello to my little friend.

Those became his last words as the ED-209 made him holier than Jesus himself.
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: Jack on November 21, 2007, 08:47:11 AM
ED here will be handling all the work comp claims, as well as processing requests for vacation time.
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on November 22, 2007, 10:08:00 PM
My psychiatrist tells me I stand in front of powerful mechas because I have an inferiority complex.  Whatever that means...
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: AndyC on November 23, 2007, 09:03:17 AM
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"Why are you all looking at me like that? Is somebody behind me?"
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: Yaddo 42 on November 23, 2007, 10:56:48 PM
Do you like my kid's science project?
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: Justy on November 23, 2007, 11:52:07 PM
So team what was this I was hearing about raises?
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: soylentgreen on January 21, 2008, 01:20:19 PM
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I know some of you really miss Pastor Simon and you may have
noticed that I have a slightly different take on God's word,
but I can assure you...This synod will go smoothly!

Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on January 23, 2008, 09:39:20 PM
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Somebody tell Heston that the 2nd Amendment doesn't cover that
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: Neville on January 26, 2008, 09:31:41 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, the stapler of the 00s. Bigger, improved, and more pollutant.
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: AndyC on January 26, 2008, 05:08:58 PM
"Can we get somebody from IT up here. I have no idea how to work this thing. It just keeps flashing 12:00."
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: Patient7 on January 26, 2008, 08:29:39 PM
I want to introduce you all to our new human resources executive.
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: Flangepart on February 03, 2008, 03:17:35 PM
Ronny Cox 'borrows' ED-209 for contract negotiations at Fox.
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: Ed Sigma on February 05, 2008, 09:00:15 AM
Nope, definately not over-compensating for something with that, no sir....
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: BlackAngel75 on February 06, 2008, 03:01:19 AM
From now on, you will refer to him as "Mr. ED".  Got that, people?
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: Count Ratfink on March 04, 2010, 05:26:41 PM
This, gentlemen, is the new Productivity Enhancer and Motivator 4000. You slack, you become Swiss cheese. Got it?
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: sprite75 on March 05, 2010, 03:44:03 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, and other assorted genders, may I take a moment to introduce you to Starfleet's newest tool in negotiating with Cardassians.
Title: Re: ED-209
Post by: TheDope on March 06, 2010, 07:55:51 AM
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What?  Is there something behind me?  There's something behind me, isn't there?  I know there's something behind me, am I right?  I can feel something behind me....
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