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Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: TheDope on December 08, 2007, 04:23:04 PM

Title: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: TheDope on December 08, 2007, 04:23:04 PM
I know, he's not really a b-movie figure or celebrity or anything like that, but when you find a picture THIS good....it must be used.

(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/MichaelHayden.jpg)

"Mister Chairman, I request a motion for the esteemed board to please respond to my previous statement of 'Knock, knock'."
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: CheezeFlixz on December 08, 2007, 04:48:53 PM


(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/MichaelHayden.jpg)

FIGHT THE POWER
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: Mr. DS on December 08, 2007, 05:55:29 PM
"Ok thats it, I'm one step away from raising my middle finger."
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: Yaddo 42 on December 08, 2007, 10:29:08 PM
You still cannot take the pebble from my hand, grasshopper.
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: flackbait on December 09, 2007, 01:25:25 AM
BLACK POWER!!

Sorry Cheezeflix, kinda copied ya there.
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: Justy on December 09, 2007, 09:46:58 AM

(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/MichaelHayden.jpg)

I understand that the committee wants me to say
wax on about those tapes but the answer is clearly wax off.
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: AndyC on December 09, 2007, 11:29:11 AM
"Yes, I can relate to the kids today. Watch me frug. Oh yeah, now I'm rocking, baby."
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on December 09, 2007, 11:25:13 PM
"...and the organ grinder promised me candy.  That day, I lost my innocence."
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: asimpson2006 on December 10, 2007, 08:37:29 AM
You will get this up your ass, if you are not careful.
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: Texdar on December 10, 2007, 10:02:05 AM
The worst ventriloquist ever.
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: Goji_girl on December 10, 2007, 06:56:35 PM
Watch carefully as I count to three
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: sideorderofninjas on December 11, 2007, 12:17:48 AM
I can beat you with this many fingers...
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: AndyC on December 11, 2007, 08:35:48 AM
"See, I'm trapped in a box. Now I'm climbing a ladder to get out."
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: Mortal Envelope on December 11, 2007, 12:02:40 PM
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/MichaelHayden.jpg)
Iron Maiden rawks dudes!
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: Yaddo 42 on December 11, 2007, 09:36:37 PM
Having achieved his part of the group's top secret plan, Gen. Hayden revealed he was really the deeepest undercover operative for Black Panthers.
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: CheezeFlixz on December 11, 2007, 09:50:21 PM


(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/MichaelHayden.jpg)

Gentlemen in this hand is a can of whoop-ass, don't make me open my hand.

Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: AndyC on December 11, 2007, 09:53:03 PM
"And the little kitten was just batting away at the string. It was so cute."
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: Yaddo 42 on December 11, 2007, 10:09:20 PM
Nope, senator, you should have picked this hand. Now you get waterboarded.
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on December 20, 2007, 11:36:10 PM
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/MichaelHayden.jpg)

"Hi, I'm Mr. Hand, mee-mee-mee-mee-mee"
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: soylentgreen on January 21, 2008, 01:07:33 PM
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/MichaelHayden.jpg)
It was about this size....Yes sir, I placed it just out of Mr Morton's reach...
No...No sir...It was about three minutes earlier that the b***hes were told to leave.
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: AndyC on January 21, 2008, 01:33:01 PM
Karma for the Robocop reference. He does look a bit like Kurtwood Smith.
Title: Re: Gen. Michael Hayden, Director of the CIA
Post by: Terf on January 22, 2008, 01:00:34 AM
Michael Hayden and FBI Director Robert Mueller regularly decide who should tell President Bush bad news via a complicated-but-effective process known as "Rock, Paper, Scissors".
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