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"When Preparation H may not be enough...."
A literal example of having your head up your ass!
Ungh... someone I ate last night did NOT agree with me!
Hmpf: what a butthead.
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I'll be right back, I just need to drop a deuce.
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And you thought your boss was an ass!
"Wow, I sure hit that wall hard!"
Quick! Get A Lighter! Get A Lighter!
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I see you are talking out your ass again.
Since when is Hustler televising "a***oles of the Month"
Fred's proctologist died suddenly of a heart attack. The nurse just screamed for days.
Man 1: This is a picture of my boss. I fixed it up like this 'cuz he is just being a total ass.
Man 2: Cool, I did the same thing with my boss' picture 'cuz I think he's a dick.
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Exhibit A: Dip Harpoonya from Star Whores
Your parents always warned you against watching
porno parodies. You should have listened to them.
Real anal glaucoma: This guy can't see his ass going to work today for sure.
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What do you mean my breath smells like sh*t?
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Now here, ladies and gentlemen, we have an example of Twi'lek Bungholieses Inflammation. The symptoms of this disease include the swelling of the head-tails along with the ends of the tails exhibiting growths that look like feet. After about a week it looks very much like the victim's face is peering out of some else's rear end.