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Movies => Bad Movies => B-Movie Haikus & Poems => Topic started by: Andrew on December 12, 2007, 12:15:36 PM

Title: "The Giant Claw" Haiku
Post by: Andrew on December 12, 2007, 12:15:36 PM
Look, up in the sky.
Antimatter space buzzard.
Like a battleship.
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Post by: SynapticBoomstick on December 19, 2007, 12:58:31 AM
That's a good one.
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Post by: Flangepart on December 19, 2007, 11:36:30 AM
Pilots meet space bird.
bailing out not good option.
Aviator guano.
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Post by: Derf on December 30, 2007, 10:04:46 PM
Googly-eyed buzzard
Fights against macho airman
Buzzard's goose is cooked.
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Post by: Hollis on January 10, 2008, 08:52:48 PM
Oh the great beauty
That once flew high above
Roasted space buzzard
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Post by: TheDope on February 12, 2008, 09:59:00 PM
Horrific monster,
Although he looks a lot like
Jimmy Durante!
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Post by: Flangepart on March 12, 2008, 11:26:30 AM
Giant claw in the air.
Rodan just laughs his ass off.
the claw is so dissed.
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