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Title: Police spend £20,000 to prosecute kid for assaulting neighbor with a sausage
Post by: trekgeezer on December 19, 2007, 01:40:11 PM

You never know, today it's a cocktail weenie, but tomorrow he might progress to heaving Johnsonville Brats at people.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/12/19/ncrime219.xml

Title: Re: Police spend £20,000 to prosecute kid for assaulting neighbor with a sausage
Post by: Mofo Rising on December 19, 2007, 01:50:45 PM

Quote from: trekgeezer on December 19, 2007, 01:40:11 PM
You never know, today it's a cocktail weenie, but tomorrow he might progress to heaving Johnsonville Brats at people.

C'mon, those two aren't even in the same Ball Park.

Title: Re: Police spend £20,000 to prosecute kid for assaulting neighbor with a sausage
Post by: raj on December 19, 2007, 02:16:50 PM

I'm sure he was just hot dogging it. But I guess the police just relished the idea of prosecuting the kid.

Hey, put the pitchforks down, I'm on a roll here.

Title: Re: Police spend £20,000 to prosecute kid for assaulting neighbor with a sausage
Post by: AndyC on December 21, 2007, 12:34:47 PM

Quote from: raj on December 19, 2007, 02:16:50 PM
Hey, put the pitchforks down, I'm on a roll here.

A sesame seed roll.

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