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Title: The Road to Morocco
Post by: AndyC on December 26, 2007, 09:14:24 PM
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"Excuse me sir, but we have a strict dress code here"
Title: Re: The Road to Morocco
Post by: Inyarear on December 27, 2007, 12:26:40 AM
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"So, how do we tell if he is made of wood?"
"Build a bridge out of him!"
Title: Re: The Road to Morocco
Post by: TheDope on December 27, 2007, 10:02:32 AM
Hey, I'm sorry about all the nose jokes, but isn't beheading a severe punishment??!
Title: Re: The Road to Morocco
Post by: AndyC on December 27, 2007, 12:34:36 PM
"Coy, you is out of the Shrine"
Title: Re: The Road to Morocco
Post by: Mr. DS on December 27, 2007, 12:56:46 PM
"Boss, this is the joker who parked his camel in your spot."
Title: Re: The Road to Morocco
Post by: Gerry on December 27, 2007, 03:55:12 PM
"Bob, you may get all the best jokes, but I always get Dorothy in the end..."
Title: Re: The Road to Morocco
Post by: Yaddo 42 on December 27, 2007, 10:37:52 PM
Beaten to a simialr joke by AndyC yet again.

"Bob, just becuase I have a real Oscar and your never will is no reason to take it so personally."

or

"I'm sorry, pal, your hat isn't silly enough for this place. Guards, take him away!"

or

Yet another garish and tacky Steve Wynn casino, perfect for conventions.
Title: Re: The Road to Morocco
Post by: sprite75 on August 22, 2011, 09:55:59 PM
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Boss, we caught another door-to-door salesman.  What should we do with him?
Title: Re: The Road to Morocco
Post by: Flangepart on September 03, 2011, 09:36:46 AM
Quote from: AndyC on December 26, 2007, 09:14:24 PM
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Bob: Hey, remember, you got this gig because Jack Benny was booked up. Consider yerself lucky.