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Like salmon, ninjas swim upstream as part of their mating ritual.
"Now now! You can't all be Jesus Christ!"
Babe Winkleman and Bill Dance have nothing on these guys.
Edited for better joke.
Michael Flatley, I am the true Lord of the RIVERDANCE!!!!
The typical oriental hat can double as an airfoil.
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We're sing-ing in the rain, yes sing-ing in the rain!
Ladies and gentlemen: the All-Ninja Synchronized Water Ballet Team!
"Fame! I'm gonna live forever...."
Guy In Boat: This is the last time I'm inviting you idiots to a pool party.
The first ever Chinese water skiing team never got afloat.
Samurai jumping
Misty river of autumn
Silly spectacle
"Maybe escaping on a giant toboggan wasn't a good idea at this time of year"
"It's raining men. Hallelouja." (I have no idea how to spell that).