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Title: The Giant Claw
Post by: damnote on January 05, 2008, 06:16:34 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/giantclaw/giantclaw1.jpg)
"Im in yur sky, eat'n yur planez!"
Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: Shadow on January 05, 2008, 06:32:12 PM
Footage from a lost episode of Sesame Street, shows why the inclusion of Big Bird's cousin, Bulky Buzzard, was deemed inapproriate for younger children.

or

"Fly these friendly skies, b***h!"
Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 06, 2008, 05:58:45 AM
The only thing better than flying first class is devouring first class.
Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: Potato king on January 06, 2008, 12:47:58 PM
" I has a toyplane..... NOOOOO, THEY BE STEALING MAH TOYPLANE!!"
Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: Andrew on January 06, 2008, 12:58:11 PM
Hitler's belief that breeding a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD would win the war is usually cited by historians as a turning point in the Battle of Britain.
Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: raj on January 06, 2008, 07:31:22 PM
Not craw, craw!

(spot the movie quote).

OR.

Ma, I think you've been over feedin' the turkeys again.
Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: Flangepart on January 08, 2008, 11:19:08 AM
Quote from: damnote on January 05, 2008, 06:16:34 PM
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"This is for all the chickens fired into windshields! Ah-hahahaha!
Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: Andrew on January 08, 2008, 12:17:56 PM
Quote from: Flangepart on January 08, 2008, 11:19:08 AM
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"This is for all the chickens fired into windshields! Ah-hahahaha!

:bouncegiggle:  For my taste in humor, that is the perfect caption for this one.  Hats off to you, Flange.
Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: damnote on January 08, 2008, 05:58:13 PM
 :bouncegiggle:

I love how the plane looks like one of those put together by a lazy kid that didn't bother to put the decals on or paint it....which I was guilty of too...lol.
Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: Justy on January 09, 2008, 08:22:01 AM


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"Also in the news...
renowned archaelogist Dr. Indiana Jones died today
when his plane mysteriously disappeared. "

Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: Mr. DS on January 09, 2008, 12:33:26 PM
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Puppon?
Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: Dr. Whom on January 10, 2008, 10:10:16 AM
Amelia Earhart mystery finally solved!
Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: AndyC on January 10, 2008, 02:50:22 PM
"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: Cotexman on January 11, 2008, 10:13:01 PM
And now a view of the inside of Rosanne O'Donnell's colon.
Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: Dawley on January 13, 2008, 06:03:56 AM
The original ending of Poultrygeist was considered to be too ambitious.
Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: Texdar on January 13, 2008, 07:07:22 AM
Ackk....I thought I'd never cough that thing up.
Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: peter johnson on January 14, 2008, 12:32:38 AM
Not a caption, but the "Not craw . . .CRAW!!" quote comes from the TV show Get Smart --
Did they also use the same line in "The Nude Bomb", the Get Smart movie?
peter johnson/denny crane
Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: Count Ratfink on March 06, 2010, 12:15:11 AM
Driven past the point of endurance by the white man's arrogance and disbelief, Wanka-sah, the great thunderbird, decides to prove a planeload of skeptics very, painfully wrong.

or

Random guy on ground to salesperson: "I said I wanted to buy the car, not an actual thunderbird! Why, my insurance wouldn't even begin to cover what he's about to do to that plane!" 
Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: retrorussell on March 06, 2010, 05:15:26 AM
Quote from: Justy on January 09, 2008, 08:22:01 AM


(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/giantclaw/giantclaw1.jpg)

In Blood Freak 2, Herschel is fed a different kind of bird, laced with growth hormones.  The results are predictably disastrous.
Title: Re: The Giant Claw
Post by: Leah on March 07, 2010, 11:38:10 AM
Quote from: retrorussell on March 06, 2010, 05:15:26 AM
Quote from: Justy on January 09, 2008, 08:22:01 AM


(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/giantclaw/giantclaw1.jpg)

Ma, I think Doofy got out again. we needs a stronger leash.