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superman has to find other dwellings when the Fortress of Solitude is being fumigated
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"Hit the road!"...HMPH... tell me to hit the road.......Who the hell is that Dalton anyway? I was the best bouncer that skankpalace had...tell me to take a hike!... And the hell with Jeff Healey too!
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Richard Pryor? Richard Freakin Pryor!! Why in the hell did I let Lester talk me into this crapfest?
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BARTENDER - (to customers) Whatever you guys do, do not mention the name...Wonder Woman...
SUPERMAN - WHAT WAS THAT??!!
BARTENDER - Nothing, Supes! Nothing, I swear!
"You better believe the men's room's out of order. Mr. Longjohns over there puked and blew out half the wall."
"I wish Bryan Singer were here now...so I could smash this bottle over his f**kin' head..."
When Superman breifly lost his powers, he never told anyone and used his influence to get free booze. :cheers: :drink:
"He got all huffy when I asked how he can stand up to nuclear weapons, but a bottle of whiskey will knock him on his butt"
What? Some evil genius has 47 nuclear devices all aimed at the center of Washington D.C., the home of liberty and justice?! MAN, get the h@(( outta my face! I'm on break...go get Gene Hackman's autograph or sumtin...