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"In the 24th Century advances in medicine will cure many of today's common ailments. Regrettably, constipation doesn't appear to be one of them."
"Yes Q, that was very good. You wouldn't send me to the cornfield, would you?"
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"Dirty mouth? Try Orbit gum!"
"Ata, at's ot oothaste, is azy oo"
CHEEEEEEEESE!!!!
This is from the episode where a transporter malfunction causes the captain to slowly transform into John Denver.
A rare shot of a constipated Picard
For the last time, I'm not the waiter for International Coffees!!!!
*Thinking to himself * "Just keep smiling...someday you're gonna get X-men out of this..."
"But then there's "Insurrection"...and "Nemesis"! Dear god, why did I agree to this?"
Short on cash and in need of a job, Jean-Luc tries out for the part of Enzyte's new mascot.
I - who slightly resemble Ben Kingsly - will now perform something he has never done in a movie. "smiles"
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Dear God! This is going to be the biggest Captain's Log EVER! GRRRAAAARRRGGHHH!!!