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"Guess whoooo"
"I told you what would happen if you didn't stop f*cking snoring all the time! DID YOU THINK I WAS JOKING?!?!?!"
Ok hold on, I almost got that kink out for you...
I swear, stretching your neck you'll be at least 3 inches taller so stop squirming!
Say it!...Say "Judge Dredd" was a good movie!
Never!
Now ask yourself - am I a dude with a removable head, or a head with a removable dude?
Seconds after learning that he will not be the lead in the new "Death Race" film, Stallone takes his anguish out an a very unfortunate intern.
Ok, seriously man, where's my money?!
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Geez, man - dis Pez dispenser sucks.
"C'mon, admit it. I got a nicer watch than you."
"AHH! I hope that's your cell phone!"
Stallone: You will watch "Copland" and YOU WILL ENJOY IT!
Foreign Guy: GAAAAHHH!!! Mi eyeballs are ejecting from their sockets!
Stallone: SAY IT! SAY IT A$$***e!
Asian guy: AAHHHH! Alright alright! Stallone rules and Arnold drools!
Quote from: AndyC on January 20, 2008, 10:18:57 AM
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This new Jeff Dunham act is really disturbing.
I find your lack of faith disturbing!
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"Oh sorry man, it's dark and I thought you were Brigitte Nielson."
Quote from: Hammock Rider on November 05, 2010, 12:45:33 PM
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No, no! You're not doing it right; the lower lip has to curl DOWNWARD when you bare your teeth! Try it again!
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I will say it again-
I AM THE LAW!!!!!!!