From my review of Teenage Zombies...
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"Five Minutes Dottie...Five Minutes I spent making a statement and you neglect to tell me this is a picture in a frame???"
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Man Behind the Counter: "So Beaver, you ever touched a boob before?"
As Timmy descibed the size of his member to Jane, Mr. Wilson frantically tried to draw a picture of it.
Early in his career, Perry Mason realizes he shouldn't really go around interviewing people in random cabins for clues.
"Ohhhh, I've been waiting a long time to get my hands on those babies. I've hired a biographer to document this moment for posterity. Speaking of posterity, can I grab your ass next?"
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Gee, Mister Gower; she's nice and all but...don't have anything a little - you know - bigger? About riiiiiiight thereabouts?
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I'll have a burger about this big. Ooh, and fries, too.