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Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: Neville on January 26, 2008, 09:35:27 AM

Title: Crimen Ferpecto (2004)
Post by: Neville on January 26, 2008, 09:35:27 AM
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Title: Re: Crimen Ferpecto (2004)
Post by: Inferno on January 26, 2008, 10:00:41 AM
Holy crap! That severed head is only $5 AND it has part of a golf club through it! Now that's a deal!
Title: Re: Crimen Ferpecto (2004)
Post by: Sister Grace on January 26, 2008, 10:26:03 AM
Damn, I thought I asked for pie...
Title: Re: Crimen Ferpecto (2004)
Post by: TheDope on January 26, 2008, 11:30:14 AM
No, I don't want a head on my drink!
Title: Re: Crimen Ferpecto (2004)
Post by: Dennis on January 26, 2008, 12:48:21 PM
Quote from: Neville on January 26, 2008, 09:35:27 AM
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So, are ya headin' out ?
Title: Re: Crimen Ferpecto (2004)
Post by: trekgeezer on January 26, 2008, 03:28:48 PM

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"Hmmm, now that's something you don't see everyday."
Title: Re: Crimen Ferpecto (2004)
Post by: AndyC on January 26, 2008, 05:10:22 PM
"Larry Fine rising from the grave? Not on my watch."
Title: Re: Crimen Ferpecto (2004)
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on January 26, 2008, 06:16:26 PM
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"You're having tea in a Macy's and you want to know what I'm doing here?
Title: Re: Crimen Ferpecto (2004)
Post by: Mr. DS on January 26, 2008, 07:26:00 PM
I guess they have a pretty strict mandatory tipping policy in this place.
Title: Re: Crimen Ferpecto (2004)
Post by: Terf on January 26, 2008, 08:38:06 PM
"So, good-lookin', you come here often?"

Or

"Looks like SOME angry golfer wanted to beat his club against something besides a tree..."

Or

"My goodness, that green, slightly-moldy severed head seems to be running up QUITE the bar tab. (speaking to him) You know, mate, you CAN'T drink your problems away forever. One of these days, you're going to have to face up to whatever is causing you such emotional distress..."

"Hmm, let's see: I had my whole lower portion hacked off, the jerk jammed a pitching wedge through my fragmented skull, and - worst of all - MY #$%^&*@ NOSE ITCHES AND I CAN'T SCRATCH IT!!! so I THINK I have some right to try to get SOME happiness out of life!"
Title: Re: Crimen Ferpecto (2004)
Post by: Yaddo 42 on January 26, 2008, 10:33:05 PM
Say pal, you mind not lookin' at me while I try to enjoy my coffee, oh, never mind.

And karma to Neville for picking a scene from this Spanish comedy that I loved.
Title: Re: Crimen Ferpecto (2004)
Post by: sideorderofninjas on January 26, 2008, 11:45:13 PM
It's nice to fine such a good listener...
Title: Re: Crimen Ferpecto (2004)
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 29, 2008, 04:19:28 AM
"I wonder what they'll give me if I ask for a White Russian..."
Title: Re: Crimen Ferpecto (2004)
Post by: BlackAngel75 on January 30, 2008, 03:36:03 AM
Guy on the right:  So... your wife left you for good this time.
Title: Re: Crimen Ferpecto (2004)
Post by: Justy on January 30, 2008, 07:16:14 AM

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I hate these progressive artsy coffee bars. I never understand any this stuff.
Title: Re: Crimen Ferpecto (2004)
Post by: Yaddo 42 on January 30, 2008, 10:24:06 PM
It's cool to be a regular but, man, you had to go home at some point......look what happened to you.
Title: Re: Crimen Ferpecto (2004)
Post by: Mortal Envelope on January 31, 2008, 08:46:23 AM
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Guy: "Damn...I asked that genie chick for a little head and this what I get?!"
Title: Re: Crimen Ferpecto (2004)
Post by: AndyC on January 31, 2008, 10:32:46 AM
"Well, at least you quit while you were ahead."
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