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Little known to the masses, RoboBama is seen here being activated by his secret master.
Sharpton: "Who let this guy in?"
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Al: "Hey Obama...pull my finger"
Sharpton: "Hey, look at this guy's gay-ass tie!"
Obama: (while still grinning) "Shut up, Sharpy!"
Keep smilin', pal. Don't think I won't turn on you the instant I see a dollar sign or a TV camera in it for me.
Check out the colors on this booger, Obama!
"What's that smell?"
"He did it."
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SHARPTON - This? THIS is the best chance we have? What the hell happened to Colin Powell??!
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Al: "This is the m#tha f!ccka right here <buuuuuuuuuuuuurp>"
(http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/photos/uncategorized/sharpton_and_obama026.jpg)
You don't want to know where Sharpton has his other hand.
"Oh man, I'm gonna have a tough enough time getting elected without being seen next to this guy"