OK, so he's out of the race. And this picture is kind of bland. But Rudy does have comic potential.
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"To all the girls I've loved before....."
or
"No, I am not Michael Ironside. Next Question."
or
"Ihavetwentytwentytwenty, doIheartwentyfivetwentytwentyfive"
"Why yes, I am a big fan of Young Frankenstein and I did indeed model my look today after Peter Boyle's in that movie. And may I just say, '911 BAD! GUILLIANI SAVE WORLD FROM 911! RAAAARRRR!' Thank you."
Sadly, Gulianni's rap career was short lived...
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"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung..."
"I am Rudy Giuliani. Do as I command you."
To the owner of a gray Toyota truck license 28934, your lights are on thank you.
I'd like to remind everyone that today's coverall bonus is $100.
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OK. The next number is B-6... that is B-6...
"Attention Kmart shoppers....there's a blue light special in the women's undergarments section."
"OK, here goes......BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Rudy_Giuliani_speaking.jpg)B4...B4...anybody got B4? you there? Yeah? Ok, we gotta BINGO!"
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Okay. Ahem...
Doo do-do-do.
I'm just a looove machine.
And I won't work for nobody but you.
Ooooh yeah.
I'm just a looove machine.
Yeah, bay-bay.
A lovin' kissin' thang....
No, no, you have it backward. I married my second cousin and was buddied up with crooked cop Bernie Kerik, not the other way around.
or
"Sometimes, late at night, I miss my toupee, and I cry myself to sleep over it."
"Since I'm not running for president of the United States anymore, I want to make this announcement that I will be the new spokesman for Subway restaurant.
Karaoke after Rudy takes one too many puffs on his personal "peace pipe".
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Just in case you forgot, I was America's Mayor on 9/11, did I mention that?
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Hallalueah it's Brother Love! "I loooooooooooooove youuuuuuuuuu"
"Attention everyone! Attention! a***ole, I repeat, a***ole... that is all!"