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John: "I said NO. WIRE. HANGERS!"
"I'll show you conservative, PUNK!!!!!!!"
"Sadly the Mcain5000 robot fell apart under pressure."
Funny.
I...NEED...MORE...BRAN!
yarr, shiver my timmber
"Damn this grapefruit!"
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Hey kids! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!!
CAN'T.....LET.....THESE...DENTURES....FALL...OUT....IN.....FRONT....OF....THE....CAMERAS!!!!!!!
OWWW!! Damn Romney, I said no teeth!!!
or
AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Prepa-ration...H...isn't...work-ing....
I yam what I yam!
STOOL... SOFTENER... FAILING...
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Captain Queeg: "WHERE'S MY STRAWBERRIES!!"
"Yarr.....so there I was, makin me way back ta port with the day's catch. When all 'a sudden I sees me a giant squid off the port bow!"
"Thanks for delivering these copies of Juggs. They'll keep me crew from resorting to homosexuality....for about ten minutes!"
Romney: "But before I leave, I'd like to give my own personal goodbye to the front
runner of the Republican race for the Presidency."
And so it was, that Mitt kicked McCain in the balls just as the cameras flashed...
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That's my f###ng trophy wife Nurse Rachet!
Dammit, I said the NY Times story was untrue!