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Title: David sees Evil Toons
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on February 04, 2008, 08:39:15 PM
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After a long and successful run, Wild West Tech was unfortunatly canceled after poor David, after years of hosting, became delusionally trapped in the Old West and would hide out from the crew for days at a time, calling out, "You'll never have my ranch, never!"
Title: Re: David sees Evil Toons
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on February 04, 2008, 08:43:37 PM
This Fall on NBC, David Carradine is "The Tree Whisperer".

"Oh my god... this tree has... Dutch Elm's Disease!... and TERMITES!"
Title: Re: David sees Evil Toons
Post by: Mr. DS on February 05, 2008, 12:20:47 PM
"Ok good, Jessica's Biel's house.  Now all I have to do is watch the bathroom window."
Title: Re: David sees Evil Toons
Post by: Sister Grace on February 07, 2008, 09:56:15 AM
The Long term effects of a basic diet consisting of nothing but coffee and prozac
Title: Re: David sees Evil Toons
Post by: Neville on February 08, 2008, 06:38:48 AM
For years he saw the ghost of Uma Thurman, until he was told she was alive.
Title: Re: David sees Evil Toons
Post by: AndyC on February 09, 2008, 01:33:40 AM
"I definitely stepped in dog crap"
Title: Re: David sees Evil Toons
Post by: Yaddo 42 on February 09, 2008, 02:16:39 PM
David in the middle of yet another drug and booze induced haze, has a 70s flashback and finds himself outside brother Keith's house, trying to steal his Oscar.
Title: Re: David sees Evil Toons
Post by: soylentgreen on February 10, 2008, 03:04:29 PM

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Critics agreed Carradine was a little too intense in Oliver Stone's WILLIAM PENN.
Title: Re: David sees Evil Toons
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on February 10, 2008, 05:16:46 PM
Quote from: AndyC on February 09, 2008, 01:33:40 AM
"I definitely stepped in dog crap"

My ribs... ow
Title: Re: David sees Evil Toons
Post by: AndyC on February 13, 2008, 04:38:01 PM
David Carradine is Doctor Who!
Title: Re: David sees Evil Toons
Post by: Terf on February 13, 2008, 07:39:51 PM
Dave is the Christopher Walken ("Dead Zone") of the trees.

"You will meet lumberjacks..."

OR

Crap, my hand is stuck to the tree sap...
Title: Re: David sees Evil Toons
Post by: Flangepart on February 20, 2008, 11:27:19 AM
Quote from: soylentgreen on February 10, 2008, 03:04:29 PM

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She can do THAT with a Banana?

Title: Re: David sees Evil Toons
Post by: sprite75 on January 26, 2018, 12:47:51 AM
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The Force is with you, young Skywalker.  But you are not a Jedi, yet.
Title: Re: David sees Evil Toons
Post by: Alex on January 26, 2018, 01:29:48 AM

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OMG! I think I just shart myself!