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Title: Gene Hackman
Post by: TheDope on February 10, 2008, 12:18:25 AM
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God, I hate being Bill Gates' proctologist....
Title: Re: Gene Hackman
Post by: Neville on February 10, 2008, 06:03:29 AM
Just a few more tweaks and the toilet paper will dispense itself at my command.
Title: Re: Gene Hackman
Post by: soylentgreen on February 10, 2008, 03:11:33 PM

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Now I've got that little commode smuggler cornered.
It's time to go Horatio Nelson on his toilet-bowl sailing ass!  Nice and Tidy!
Title: Re: Gene Hackman
Post by: fremontflyer on February 11, 2008, 04:58:02 AM
As you can see, it's not easy making the dress for nuclear boy. Yeah, I'll be questing for peace with a magazine here in a minute.
Title: Re: Gene Hackman
Post by: Mr. DS on February 11, 2008, 09:04:46 PM
"I don't care what the wife says, I really need to find a better place to put my diecast models together..."
Title: Re: Gene Hackman
Post by: Terf on February 13, 2008, 12:33:54 AM
The ultimate in manliness: a toilet equipped with "power" tools! Now you can take a dump and adjust that thing-a-ma-jig at the same time!
Title: Re: Gene Hackman
Post by: Neville on February 13, 2008, 04:58:57 AM
Mental note: Next time, don't buy toilets at Ikea.
Title: Re: Gene Hackman
Post by: AndyC on February 13, 2008, 04:25:48 PM
He's the man they call for clogs no other plumber can handle.
Title: Re: Gene Hackman
Post by: Flangepart on February 20, 2008, 11:21:10 AM
I told her, what ever ya do, don't get the 'automatic wipe' feature on the new john, but noooo...
Title: Re: Gene Hackman
Post by: Justy on February 20, 2008, 01:48:22 PM

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The first one on the block. There is nothing like the cool refreshment of a bidet.
Title: Re: Gene Hackman
Post by: Inferno on February 20, 2008, 03:06:33 PM
Hackman was called out after a pet toilet went out of control in a suburban family home.
After trying the mouth down (also known as the SEAT) he proceeded to neuter the toilet.
Title: Re: Gene Hackman
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on February 21, 2008, 05:17:02 AM
"I paid good money for this.  He'd better be a real German this time."
Title: Re: Gene Hackman
Post by: Yaddo 42 on February 23, 2008, 12:23:34 PM
Put the seat down! Put the seat down! I'll show her!
Title: Re: Gene Hackman
Post by: retrorussell on November 12, 2009, 05:21:14 AM
Quote from: Justy on February 20, 2008, 01:48:22 PM

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Damn.. all these tools at my disposal and I STILL can't figure out how to get the lid to come up!
Title: Re: Gene Hackman
Post by: paula on November 21, 2009, 12:51:55 AM
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on February 10, 2008, 12:18:25 AM
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"um, dude, you are really going to try torturing THAT??"

"is it safe?  is it safe??"
Title: Re: Gene Hackman
Post by: AndyC on November 21, 2009, 11:18:28 AM
Stupid eToilets. I remember when these things were all pipes and they worked just fine.
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