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Title: monsters on movies
Post by: kyle farrell on February 15, 2008, 12:30:00 AM
python is cool,the scene were tommy gets eating by the python and lake placid 2 the hunter gets his head ripped off.in shock wave the solider gets cut off by the robots                             ,movie is no good said bad movies.org
Title: Re: monsters on movies
Post by: RCMerchant on February 15, 2008, 06:11:50 AM
Quote from: kyle farrell on February 15, 2008, 12:30:00 AM
python is cool,the scene were tommy gets eating by the python and lake placid 2 the hunter gets his head ripped off.in shock wave the solider gets cut off by the robots                             ,movie is no good said bad movies.org

  :question: :question: :question:

Did I miss something here?
Title: Re: monsters on movies
Post by: Jordan on February 15, 2008, 01:05:26 PM
I guess President Bush's "No Child Left Behind" program has finally reached the Badmovies.Org Forums.
Title: Re: monsters on movies
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on February 15, 2008, 06:55:00 PM
I think they mean "what's your favorite movie monster attack."
Title: Re: monsters on movies
Post by: Joe on February 15, 2008, 10:08:06 PM
eh leave em alone the o key is right next to the i key.
Title: Re: monsters on movies
Post by: WingedSerpent on February 29, 2008, 06:16:52 PM
I think the idea is that your pretending to be the monster, and your commenting on a movie

For example

Me Rhedasururs-see Titanic-ship hit iceberg.  Make it easier for me to get humans. MMMM...people on ice
Title: Re: monsters on movies
Post by: TheDope on March 02, 2008, 12:03:45 AM
Oh?  Well, in that case....

GAMERA - No like Terms of Endearment.  No like schmaltz.  Me think Shirley MacLaine overrated.  Like Kenny...Kennyyyyyyyy....
Title: Re: monsters on movies
Post by: CoreyHeldpen on March 04, 2008, 07:56:20 PM
PUMPKINHEAD

I tried to tell Sci-Fi to just let me show up on the set and act scary like I did for the first two movies in Ashes To Ashes, but NOOOOO, they just had to replace me with a buff, p**sed-off CG stick figure meant to resemble me. Its hard for actors to be scared of a monster chasing them when there isn't actually a monster chasing them. Thankfully we took the tried-and-true approach for Blood Fued.

And what about Rawhead flipping Rex? What an amatuer! No class, no style, just rip and tear, rip and tear. Oh sure, he's creppy-looking and still scares people to this day, but when you get right down to it, his technique sucks.

CLOVERFIELD MONSTER

And you all thought I was Godzilla! OH SNAP! I'm not Cthulu either, I'm.... Wait, what the hell am I? JJ? Lil' help here?

(This is fun!  :teddyr: )
Title: Re: monsters on movies
Post by: indianasmith on March 04, 2008, 09:10:25 PM
GODZILLA:  "Man, I am so SICK of Japanese food!"
Title: Re: monsters on movies
Post by: RCMerchant on March 04, 2008, 09:15:15 PM
Hey...I really AM Bela Lugosi...and I really do make comments on movies all the time. It took some time...but I've mastered the English language pretty good now.

Now SPELLING it is different...words like 'probaley' er...probaley...DAMMIT! 

Anyway...Karloff was good at Frankenstein...but if I had taken the part the shmuck wouldv'e had a carrear of doing bit parts in gangster films (like Abe Vigoda) or driving truck. He coulda thrown some work my way when I got stuck doing crap with scum like the Bowery Boys at Monogram! I woulda been GREAT in BRIDE of FRANKENSTEIN as Dr.Prehistorous...noooooo...I get stuck playing straight man to Martin and Lewis imatators! MEH!
Title: Re: monsters on movies
Post by: peter johnson on March 05, 2008, 02:31:31 PM
NOSFERATU

You know what drives me batty?  Drycleaning!  I can't find a place that doesn't ruin everything I take in -- and have you ever tried to replace a 14th Century wardrobe?  You can't find a damn thing these days!!
Current vampires?  Too feral for my liking.  The young have lost touch with the etherial quality we used to have.  The Undead should be spectral & ghostly, not shrieking lunatics or predators on speed!