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Title: Toxic Avenger
Post by: moman on February 17, 2008, 07:02:45 PM
Melvin was a dork
He mopped up then got toxic
Mutant superhero

He banged a blind girl
He met his Asian father
And had three sequels


Title: Re: Toxic Avenger
Post by: William Weird on November 07, 2008, 01:23:49 PM
Fell in toxic waste
Superhuman size and strength
Got a kid's cartoon!?!


Title: Re: Toxic Avenger
Post by: KYGOTC on November 07, 2008, 01:47:12 PM
Troma's maskot is one clame to fame
Weild that mop!
Dead granny


Title: Re: Toxic Avenger
Post by: CactusZac on May 19, 2011, 01:06:23 PM
Melvin fell in a vat
came out toxic, just like that
the mayor was fat