Melvin was a dork
He mopped up then got toxic
Mutant superhero
He banged a blind girl
He met his Asian father
And had three sequels
Fell in toxic waste
Superhuman size and strength
Got a kid's cartoon!?!
Troma's maskot is one clame to fame
Weild that mop!
Dead granny
Melvin fell in a vat
came out toxic, just like that
the mayor was fat