From my review of Freddy VS Jason
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"Holy crap look what I found in your ear."
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NEVER allow Freddy Krueger to give you a facelift.
Freddy's puppet show never really went over well with the kids.
Late one night, to his utter horror, Mr. Kruger discovered that he had a bald man infestation in his home.
What? What's that Mr. Head? You didn't want to be severed?
Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh....
Freddy, you don't need to hold your mouth like that when you give someone an actual head. Jeez, what a guy.