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Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: Neville on February 21, 2008, 04:48:41 PM

Title: Jackie Chan in "Dragons Forever" (1988)
Post by: Neville on February 21, 2008, 04:48:41 PM
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Is "ON" to activate Hollywood career or is it the other way around?
Title: Re: Jackie Chan in "Dragons Forever" (1988)
Post by: TheDope on February 21, 2008, 05:12:32 PM
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My co-star's a big wall switch?  Well, at least it beats Chris Tucker....
Title: Re: Jackie Chan in "Dragons Forever" (1988)
Post by: Yaddo 42 on February 23, 2008, 11:31:59 AM
Who built this suggestion box? The US government?

or

Is this the switch to turn off Chris Tucker's mouth? Figures.
Title: Re: Jackie Chan in "Dragons Forever" (1988)
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on February 23, 2008, 01:06:47 PM
"So THIS is how you Frenchies flush the toilet..."
Title: Re: Jackie Chan in "Dragons Forever" (1988)
Post by: Patient7 on February 23, 2008, 10:35:42 PM
Okay, so I just put the DVD in there and it wont be late, what a country!
Title: Re: Jackie Chan in "Dragons Forever" (1988)
Post by: Neville on February 24, 2008, 04:09:29 AM
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...And now, let me remind you the rules: When I say "three" you drink the milk in one gulp, and whoever ends last gets punched by the other two.
Title: Re: Jackie Chan in "Dragons Forever" (1988)
Post by: Inferno on February 24, 2008, 11:37:25 AM
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UH-OH, HOT DOG!
Title: Re: Jackie Chan in "Dragons Forever" (1988)
Post by: Andrew on February 24, 2008, 01:56:22 PM
"Where's the light switch?"
Title: Re: Jackie Chan in "Dragons Forever" (1988)
Post by: Neville on February 24, 2008, 02:05:28 PM
LOL That's what Jackie says on the real film, before Yuen Biao flips it.
Title: Re: Jackie Chan in "Dragons Forever" (1988)
Post by: Patient7 on February 24, 2008, 10:47:47 PM
Quote from: Inferno on February 24, 2008, 11:37:25 AM
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UH-OH, HOT DOG!

Karma for you!
Title: Re: Jackie Chan in "Dragons Forever" (1988)
Post by: Yaddo 42 on February 26, 2008, 01:15:11 AM
Quote from: Neville on February 24, 2008, 04:09:29 AM
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...And now, let me remind you the rules: When I say "three" you drink the milk in one gulp, and whoever ends last gets punched by the other two.

I hate coming to the Korova Milk Bar when Alex and his droogies are here, a little too much milk plus plus and they get all horrorshow with the tolchoking and the ol' ultraviolence.
Title: Re: Jackie Chan in "Dragons Forever" (1988)
Post by: AndyC on March 01, 2008, 06:50:12 AM
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"Geez, who wired this place? There should be a breaker panel here!"
Title: Re: Jackie Chan in "Dragons Forever" (1988)
Post by: Mr. DS on March 04, 2008, 11:51:41 AM
"Yeah I had Owen Wilson's nose mounted after Shanghai Knights.  It simply adds to the room don't you think?"
Title: Re: Jackie Chan in "Dragons Forever" (1988)
Post by: AndyC on March 06, 2008, 07:05:09 AM
This is what you meant when you said I'd be working with the biggest rocker in the business?
Title: Re: Jackie Chan in "Dragons Forever" (1988)
Post by: Terf on March 07, 2008, 02:45:56 PM
Wait, so instead of having to kill the top bad guy, I just have to turn him off? I can't believe I flew 10,000 miles for this s$%t [of a role]!
Title: Re: Jackie Chan in "Dragons Forever" (1988)
Post by: AndyC on March 09, 2008, 11:27:17 PM
Villains always make the self-destruct switch so obvious.
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