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No comment.
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Sorry pal; just looking for some pine tar.
"No, I'm afraid steroids don't make everything grow to big sizes"
Someone's got to say it..."Talk about a corked bat.."
Jeez, buddy, just because the 'roids shrink your balls and give you man boobs is no reason to go all girlie on us.
or
"Brokeback Pitcher's Mound"
or
A "pitcher" and "catcher" joke would just be too obvious here.
"We're talkin' baseball....."
You're being traded to the Cubs......just wanted to give you a taste of what that feels like.
NOW can you see the stain?
Yea, but I have to look REALLY closely.
OR
What was THIS doing in your pants?!
I only use it to impress the ladies, and besides, we've got hundreds of them laying around!
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How the hell did you get a baseball lodged up there?!
Coach: "OK men, we're going to do some teambuilding. Who here has seen The Human Centipede?"
My god this, This is what happened after seeing Bert and Ernie get it on?! :buggedout:
That is NOT how you do the Heimlich!
How baseball is played in prison.