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Title: Sgt. Pepper's Band Is Very Lonely
Post by: Mr. DS on March 01, 2008, 08:00:13 AM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/sgtp1.jpg)

Attention everyone a message from the future, Peter Frampton will be bald and appearing in insurance commercials.
Title: Re: Sgt. Pepper's Band Is Very Lonely
Post by: sideorderofninjas on March 02, 2008, 12:15:56 AM
"You see according to these calculations.  It's a sure thing: Disco will never die..."
Title: Re: Sgt. Pepper's Band Is Very Lonely
Post by: Inferno on March 02, 2008, 10:50:44 AM
"And now here's a message you in the audience will enjoy: We recieved word from UPS that they are running late. Since we do not have our instruments, there will be no concert today. We know how relieved you all must be."
Title: Re: Sgt. Pepper's Band Is Very Lonely
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 02, 2008, 09:01:09 PM
Hmm, we better hurry this movie along.  According to this, the Bee Gees only have two minutes of fame left.
Title: Re: Sgt. Pepper's Band Is Very Lonely
Post by: Yaddo 42 on March 02, 2008, 11:19:29 PM
"Thanks for making this awful movie so we didn't have to.

Signed
John, Paul, George, and Ringo"

or

"You guys make us ashamed to be Aussies! And wipe that stupid smile off your face, Frampton.

Love
AC/DC"

or

It's a blueprint of Barry's hairdo.
Title: Re: Sgt. Pepper's Band Is Very Lonely
Post by: Shadow on March 02, 2008, 11:29:25 PM
"It's a note from the producers. It seems they lost the dialog track and will be replacing it with a narration...by George Burns?!!
Title: Re: Sgt. Pepper's Band Is Very Lonely
Post by: TheDope on March 02, 2008, 11:29:58 PM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/sgtp1.jpg)
It's from Ringo.  He'll pay us anything we want to work in a solo for him.
Title: Re: Sgt. Pepper's Band Is Very Lonely
Post by: Flangepart on March 03, 2008, 12:45:57 PM
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on March 02, 2008, 11:29:58 PM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/sgtp1.jpg)
It says "Warning. You are under arrest for hair-do volation 1138. Prepare to be buzz cut." Signed, A. Borntreger.

Title: Re: Sgt. Pepper's Band Is Very Lonely
Post by: Mr. DS on March 03, 2008, 10:05:49 PM
What this, Barry Gibb is a vampire ready to suck my life bloo...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Title: Re: Sgt. Pepper's Band Is Very Lonely
Post by: Yaddo 42 on March 03, 2008, 10:08:04 PM
It says we have been banned for life from Studio 54.

or

Donna Summer is challenging us to a duel to the death.

or

"Maurice stop. Please quit wearing your pants so high stop. You are killing us stop. Signed your testicles stop"
Title: Re: Sgt. Pepper's Band Is Very Lonely
Post by: Terf on March 10, 2008, 10:35:19 AM
"Do you realize how incredibly gay you will look to people in the 21st century?"

Sincerely,

the iPod Generation
Title: Re: Sgt. Pepper's Band Is Very Lonely
Post by: clockworkcanary on March 10, 2008, 03:29:25 PM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/sgtp1.jpg)
It's a letter from Slayer...it says they plan to eat us alive!
Title: Re: Sgt. Pepper's Band Is Very Lonely
Post by: AndyC on March 17, 2008, 05:30:43 PM
"The bourgeois counterrevolutionary committee of the Fraternal Gamibian People's Reactionary Party pledges it's total support to your glorious struggle, semi-colon"

Karma to the first one who gets the reference
Title: Re: Sgt. Pepper's Band Is Very Lonely
Post by: TheDope on March 17, 2008, 07:09:40 PM
Quote from: AndyC on March 17, 2008, 05:30:43 PM
"The bourgeois counterrevolutionary committee of the Fraternal Gamibian People's Reactionary Party pledges it's total support to your glorious struggle, semi-colon"

Karma to the first one who gets the reference
You kidding; I love MegaForce!
Title: Re: Sgt. Pepper's Band Is Very Lonely
Post by: AndyC on March 18, 2008, 10:07:13 PM
Karma for you.
Title: Re: Sgt. Pepper's Band Is Very Lonely
Post by: Terf on March 19, 2008, 12:22:19 AM
It's a message from the air traffic safety controller! "There is a high wind advisory in effect today. As such, it may be advisible for several of your band members to wear hats and/or shave their heads, as updrafts can and may create airlift for wavy, long-haired douchebags, which can result in death via suction into jet engine. Good day, gentlemen."

OR (maybe)

All it says is, "This is a public service announcement. XYZ. Your dongs may be poking out." Frampton, you might want t' take a gander down there, just to be safe.