Way to be a n00b, kid.
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This kid's a total buttmunch. I want to spit on his zit covered face. There's one situation where I wouldn't and that's in an alternate universe where this moron has done something with his life instead of playing new video games, then bragging on youtube about how he has a copy. Wouldn't be bragging when I have my fist three feet down his throat. That is if he's not eating it.
It's a safe bet that kid'll be a virgin until he's well into his 40's...maybe even later. :bouncegiggle:
What's the kid saying? I don't have speakers on my pc here at work and I'm not connected at home.
Has anyone else noticed that Jabba Jr.'s supposed copy of Smash Bros. is printed backwards? He probably just stole one of the empty "Reserve Your Copy Now!" display boxes that GameStop puts out to advertise pre-orders. And I've got an Andrew Jackson that says this queef dies before anyone touches his genitals without financial stimulation. Whether it's suicide, beaten to death by people he irritates in college, or drowning in a deep fryer while working at Jack-in-the-Box. :wink:
Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on March 04, 2008, 07:16:52 AM
Has anyone else noticed that Jabba Jr.'s supposed copy of Smash Bros. is printed backwards? He probably just stole one of the empty "Reserve Your Copy Now!" display boxes that GameStop puts out to advertise pre-orders. And I've got an Andrew Jackson that says this queef dies before anyone touches his genitals without financial stimulation. Whether it's suicide, beaten to death by people he irritates in college, or drowning in a deep fryer while working at Jack-in-the-Box. :wink:
I noticed that too, but than I also noticed that the text on his shirt is ALSO backwards, so I guess it was a problem with the camera.
Quote from: Ash on March 03, 2008, 11:48:33 PM
It's a safe bet that kid'll be a virgin until he's well into his 40's...maybe even later.
I think the problem is that
he is 40.
I was in GameStop the other night scoping out some 360 games(as I plan to get the system once and for all next weekend) and perusing the PS2 used stuff. The entire time I was in there, the staff could not stop trying to cajole
anyone who bought
anything to reserve Smash Brothers.
After about 20 minutes of listening to this(and the PS3 demo station stuck on the same 15 second menu music loop!) I suddenly had to ask myself...WHAT THE HELL IS SMASH BROTHERS. Well, after finding out, I still can't figure out what the big deal is. It looks like every other Nintendo company game. I distinctly remember the Cabbage Patch Kid lunacy, observing ludicrously long lines of soccer moms camped outside of toy stores waiting for precious Beanie Babies and folks setting up tent cities for tickets to Star Wars Ep 1(Hooo! How embarrassing was that?)...this just seems like another one of those things that people will look back on six months and go "Phew, what the hell was that all about?"
Now, a night with an unconscious Jessica Simpson? I'd pony up a five dollar deposit for
that. :wink:
He admits it's fake in his YouTube profile.
This kid's big problem is he's out of breath just turning on his webcam. Even with the Wii, he'll probably have fatigue tiring his weak muscles within seconds of play, causing him to slump towards the floor and eventually get carted off to the hospital for mild cardiac problems. Then he sued Nintendo for $50 million.
Two things
Ash, if this out of shape D&D fanatic doesn't get out of the house and change his tone, he WONT live to the age of 40.
Soylentgreen, the reason why Smash Brothers is such a big hit is because the other Smash Brothers games were extremely good, so Nintendo is trying to make it look good and put a lot of emphasis on it until they completley destroy the idea of it. See Mario, Luigi, etc.
Quote from: soylentgreen on March 04, 2008, 03:10:43 PM
After about 20 minutes of listening to this(and the PS3 demo station stuck on the same 15 second menu music loop!) I suddenly had to ask myself...WHAT THE HELL IS SMASH BROTHERS. Well, after finding out, I still can't figure out what the big deal is. It looks like every other Nintendo company game. I distinctly remember the Cabbage Patch Kid lunacy, observing ludicrously long lines of soccer moms camped outside of toy stores waiting for precious Beanie Babies and folks setting up tent cities for tickets to Star Wars Ep 1(Hooo! How embarrassing was that?)...this just seems like another one of those things that people will look back on six months and go "Phew, what the hell was that all about?"
As a registered Nintendophile (something I'm legally obligated to announce whenever I join a message board...), a new
Smash Bros. game is cause for much rejoicing and anticipation. Not unlike when a new
Super Mario,
Legend of Zelda,
Mario Kart, or
Metroid game is being released. Smash Bros. is one of those games that mixes the socializing fun of party games with the "beat up your friend" fun of fighting games with the nergasm fun of "who'd win in a fight: Mario or Sonic?" fanboy service. Though they're still entertaining as basic fighting game experiences, it's one of those "you're either a part of it, or you're happier not being a part of it" things. :teddyr: