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Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: trekgeezer on March 12, 2008, 07:39:43 PM

Title: Hercules vs. Samson triple play
Post by: trekgeezer on March 12, 2008, 07:39:43 PM
Herc and Samson show off their skills.


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Samson and Herc compare knot tying techniques.

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Hercules and Samson compare their stones.

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Samson demonstrates his...uh...special skill.
Title: Re: Hercules vs. Samson triple play
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on March 12, 2008, 10:08:32 PM
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Choking not enough?

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Holding two large stones, you need more?

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Come ON, I've already dropped enough hints!
Title: Re: Hercules vs. Samson triple play
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on March 12, 2008, 10:56:45 PM

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It's always Samson!  Samson Samson Marsha!  Er, Samson!


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Getting stoned together?

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Stop... Samson... What... would... Jerry... Falwell... think...?
Title: Re: Hercules vs. Samson triple play
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on March 13, 2008, 08:57:28 AM
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"Damn you Hecules, I love you! Just... let... me... kiss... YOU!"

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"I can't believe we actually passed these! Looks like it's time to start drinking more water instead of just mead and Gatorade."

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"HA HA HA HA HA! Damn you Samson, it always tickles when you do this! If your hair weren't the source of your strength, I'd tell you to shave it all off!"
Title: Re: Hercules vs. Samson triple play
Post by: Terf on March 13, 2008, 11:45:29 AM
Good heavens, I'm not going to even TRY this one...
Title: Re: Hercules vs. Samson triple play
Post by: TheDope on March 13, 2008, 09:40:31 PM
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Man, these friendship bracelets are a pain.

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Hey, baker dude - this pumpernickel bread SUCKS!

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Okay...you can wear the zubas this time.
Title: Re: Hercules vs. Samson triple play
Post by: Inferno on March 15, 2008, 12:04:54 PM
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And now: Two grown men fighting with giant nutcrackers

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Noone had the heart to tell them the rocks were made of foam

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and that, children, is how NOT to headbutt someone.
Title: Re: Hercules vs. Samson triple play
Post by: Terf on March 15, 2008, 06:58:30 PM
Quote from: Inferno on March 15, 2008, 12:04:54 PM


And now: Two grown men fighting with giant nutcrackers


Noone had the heart to tell them the rocks were made of foam



and that, children, is how NOT to headbutt someone.


Hurray! One author who didn't think he needed to insert a gay joke to be funny!  :bouncegiggle: :twirl:
Title: Re: Hercules vs. Samson triple play
Post by: indianasmith on March 15, 2008, 07:53:14 PM
Take it back, do you hear me! Take it back!!!!!!!!!!


Unfortunately, synchronized cat stoning wound up not being registered as a sport in time for the 2008 Olympics.

Dude!  You have the worst case of belly button lint I have ever seen!
Title: Re: Hercules vs. Samson triple play
Post by: Yaddo 42 on March 16, 2008, 11:59:24 PM
Fine! See I ever fix your hair again!

That's the last time we agree to clean up after Clifford the Big Red Dog!

When the Heimlich maneuver is done incorrectly.
Title: Re: Hercules vs. Samson triple play
Post by: AndyC on March 17, 2008, 05:03:00 PM
Early chiropractors lacked finesse

Whatever gets your rocks off

Uhhh...ditto


Alternate caption for the third:
Herc wishes he had an Armour hotdog
Title: Re: Hercules vs. Samson triple play
Post by: Hammock Rider on February 08, 2011, 01:51:08 PM
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You ARE wearing a tie for school pictures young man. Now stop squirming.

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Eeeeek a spider! Kill it! Kill it!


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I don't know how that cobra wound up in your shorts but don't move and I'll suck out the poison!

Title: Re: Hercules vs. Samson triple play
Post by: retrorussell on February 08, 2011, 03:25:23 PM
Quote from: Hammock Rider on February 08, 2011, 01:51:08 PM
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Samson and Hercules act out Tchaikovsky's "The Nutcracker".

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Hercules and Samson act out Queen's "We Will Rock You".
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Hercules and Samson act out the blow-job scene in "Midnight Cowboy".
Title: Re: Hercules vs. Samson triple play
Post by: sprite75 on February 11, 2011, 02:19:15 AM
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Samson: Does this make you randy?

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Those are the biggest pieces of styrofoam these two guys ever picked up.

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Geez Herc, when's the last time you washed this thing?
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