I took a little roadtrip with my family this week for spring break, and saw this sign in front of an pawn shop in Mena, AR. What would you label it?
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Did this store possibly sit infront of a crack alley? :bouncegiggle:
Well I've found where I'm buying my next anniversary gift.
Ask about our bridal registry
I buy titanium hip replacements.
Chainsaws, lawnmowers, knives, AND scissors sharpened here?! I know where I'm going next time I've got a summer camp full of sexy teens to kill!... or just when the next zombie apocalypse finally happens.
Taxidermist on site. I'll mount all of your pets and family members for half the price of those fancy taxidermists over at Cousin Zeke's Stuffin' Hole!
Check out our Sunday circular in your local paper for more super deals.
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I wonder where the entrance is to the store?
*side note, karma to you Indiana for posting this pic. I keeps getting funnier more I look at it.
Does anyone else see "ALL YOUR BASE" on that sign? Maybe it's just me...
The one that makes me laugh is Mary and Bobby, apparently being humiliated for bouncing a cheque.
"We accept food stamps for liquor"
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Several come to mind:
Rest assured, Tom Arnold's new business is going quite well.
That's right - I buys dem gold teeth, so open yer damn mouth, boy!
Unfortunately, the blog they have for rent is at "cheaparkansascrap.com".
Can you engrave these dog tags for my wife? It's her birthday.
The outside isn't much, but just wait until you see the collection of antique Nascar Coors cans inside!
Antique mall? Oh good; I was hoping to get a nice Queen Anne chair...can I pay you in my grandma's gold incisors?
The Warhammer Orks couldn't spell the sign correctly, so they took the pawn shop owner hostage and made him post the sign for them.
He buys silver & gold, huh? Anyone else think "Dan" might be an alias for... YUKON CORNELIUS?! Infamous claim jumper and wanted for the mutilation and unlawful capture of an endangered species! :buggedout:
At least, it's not near the "Ho-Made Fudge" sign...
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No Credit? Bad Credit? Haven't got a job? You best be gettin' da f*ck outta here...
OR
No Shoes, No Shirt, Well Come On In!
Also featuring:
Bill Zeke's Barbershop and Mullet Stylist
or:
Will except moonshine or whiskey as payment!
We also have a large stock of aluminum foil, lithium batteries, sudafed, and all your other recreational needs...
You want what?! Tofu?...Hmmm - will chopped groundhog doo?
I'm trying to figure out how you'd go about buying Wal-Mart.
"Please Do Not Ask for Credit As A Blast From A Shotgun May Offend"
Be sure to ask about the two-headed snake in the tank. It's over by the jackalope skull collection.
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Dan, proprietor of Dan's Cash n Pawn...A Zagats "Must-See" 2 years in a row.
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Be sure to ask about the two-headed snake in the tank. It's over by the jackalope skull collection.
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Dan, proprietor of Dan's Cash n Pawn...A Zagats "Must-See" 2 years in a row.
"Stay away from the refillable lighters. They've got a death curse."
Karma for that picture. Bet I know who he sharpens the chainsaws, knives, lawnmowers and scissors for.
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Now Under New Management!
or
Spend $50.00 And Get A Free Pistol!
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Three letters come to mind ... PWT
So if they but gold teeth, do they take them out too, could explain a lot.
"I buy wallmart?????????"
"Ebay . . . the early years . . ."
No cash, no credit, no problem. We accept teeth, car parts, and your first daughter as a payment.
Buy 1 lb of Gold, get a pound of free.
Half price ammo on Wednesdays.
Got a deer, raccoon, rat, or some other non domestic animal? Get it butchered here for free.
And they sell everything in bulk...because everyone that shows up is driving a pickup!
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Isn't it interesting how he conserves his letters in "Bldg 4 rent" but spells out a big ol' word like counterfeit?! And I wonder how many times a day he has to tell his patrons, "It means fake."
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Ron Paul's Campaign Headquarters
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Ron Paul's Campaign Headquarters
LMAO Karma.
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Come on down for Terrific Tuesdays where its always buy one body bag, get a shovel free!
*side note, I had thought of this picture today for some reasons and wanted to bring it back :bouncegiggle:
"Extremely yellowed teeth don't count, you crazy Hillbillies!"
"We accept human organs as collateral!"
"Stolen credit cards for sale!"
"NEW suitcase sized portable meth-labs!"
"We engrave metal plates in skulls!"
Dog tags + refillable lighters + personalized licence plates = IBRNDOG
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The DarkSider's HQ
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Gangsta rappers in Arkansas have stumbled onto a veritable gold mine!
QuoteThe DarkSider's HQ
:thumbup: :bouncegiggle:
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Guys, he RENTS blogs.....you can rent a blog?
AND he buys walmart...like...the whole store! or buys AT walmart?
This seems to be the type of store you can buy :drink: and (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/smoke/snort.gif) at.
Quote from: SPazzo on January 08, 2010, 06:36:53 PM
This seems to be the type of store you can buy :drink: and (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/smoke/snort.gif) at.
(http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/smoke/snort.gif) wow
this is where the terrorists plan, though it was blown up shortly after.
Quote from: Bull on February 20, 2010, 12:03:10 PM
this is where the terrorists plan, though it was blown up shortly after.
Looks like it was blown up shortly before.
I'm glad to see that old photo of mine is still getting some mileage!!!
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Quote from: Bull on February 20, 2010, 12:03:10 PM
this is where the terrorists plan, though it was blown up shortly after.
Looks like it was blown up shortly before.
it was from a fart bomb.
Will this guy accept grilles?! :buggedout: :buggedout:
Sweet! I've been looking for a place where I can get some cash for this ratty old Wal-Mart that my grandma gave me for Christmas.
He'll buy gold and silver, not bronze. got bronze, TOUGH LUCK BASTARDS! HAHAHAHAHA!
hee hee hee . . . . I took this picture on Spring Break two years ago and posted it when I got home, and it's STILL drawing responses!!!!
(Sadly, I went back to Mena, AR, this December, and the pawn shop had closed. I guess they bought some teeth that were fool's gold!)
Quote from: indianasmith on April 29, 2010, 06:42:09 PM
(Sadly, I went back to Mena, AR, this December, and the pawn shop had closed. I guess they bought some teeth that were fool's gold!)
Gee, and after all the publicity we gave them. Maybe Mary and Bobby brought a libel suit against the owner.
The Clintons At Home.
Come join the dark side, we have gold teeth.
On the subject of teeth, how do we know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?
A: If it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called the teethbrush.
Wal-mart's HQ
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WARNING: if you go inside, you'll be ambushed by dancing duck ninjas.
"We's good people"
If we don't have it, it's in good taste!
You paid $1,000 for this book? Best I can do is $4.75.
June 7, 2013: RETURN OF THE LIVING THREAD!!!!
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Yes, but do they carry cheap plastic cell phone accessories?
Quote from: indianasmith on April 29, 2010, 06:42:09 PM
hee hee hee . . . . I took this picture on Spring Break two years ago and posted it when I got home, and it's STILL drawing responses!!!!
(Sadly, I went back to Mena, AR, this December, and the pawn shop had closed. I guess they bought some teeth that were fool's gold!)
You can buy anything, even the store!