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Title: Dolph Lundgren in "Red Scorpion" (1989)
Post by: Neville on March 23, 2008, 02:33:55 PM

(http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/1165/dolphpi3.jpg)

Aim jir to qick us an chew babel gum... bat yur saif for a guail.

Title: Re: Dolph Lundgren in "Red Scorpion" (1989)
Post by: TheDope on March 23, 2008, 08:00:13 PM

(http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/1165/dolphpi3.jpg)
Dolph, honey; just because the counter-person says that shade of
lipstick is "in", doesn't mean it's right for your skin pigment.

Title: Re: Dolph Lundgren in "Red Scorpion" (1989)
Post by: WesFresh14 on March 24, 2008, 05:07:36 PM

"let Me show you how Real men French inhail"

Title: Re: Dolph Lundgren in "Red Scorpion" (1989)
Post by: Inferno on March 24, 2008, 07:20:20 PM

Yeah he looks manly if you start at his chest and work your way up to his head.
When you hit the hair though, it's insanely hard to keep taking him seriously.

Title: Re: Dolph Lundgren in "Red Scorpion" (1989)
Post by: AndyC on March 24, 2008, 09:35:18 PM

The Soviets sent their best man to challenge the Gum Fighter.

Title: Re: Dolph Lundgren in "Red Scorpion" (1989)
Post by: asimpson2006 on March 25, 2008, 06:03:01 AM

I must break you... oh wait wrong film.

Title: Re: Dolph Lundgren in "Red Scorpion" (1989)
Post by: Terf on March 26, 2008, 01:39:54 AM

Dolph tries out his new method of stress relief.

Title: Re: Dolph Lundgren in "Red Scorpion" (1989)
Post by: flackbait on March 26, 2008, 02:03:43 AM

This poor sap had his bubble busted when he realised that he didn't bring enough for everyone.

Title: Re: Dolph Lundgren in "Red Scorpion" (1989)
Post by: redsneaker on March 29, 2008, 11:37:57 AM

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of ....... oh wait.. found some bubblegum."
(http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/1165/dolphpi3.jpg)

Title: Re: Dolph Lundgren in "Red Scorpion" (1989)
Post by: Yaddo 42 on April 01, 2008, 11:57:43 PM

Saved By the Bell's Zac on 'roids.

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In addition to writing and producing Red Scorpion, Jack Abramoff also negotiated the Big Red product placement deal for the film.

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