And for all those
Warrior Princess fans out there:
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XENA - "Okay, is this the watusi?...no, wait; it's the frug. Damn...."
"Walk Like an Eygptian..."
OK, the picture's clear. No, now it's snowy again. Move your arm a little.
Xena and Gabby try to sneak onto the remake of Michael Jackson's Thriller.
I shall defeat you with the deadliest of all martial arts: MONKEY STYLE!!!!!
Gabby came to the sad realization that Xena really had no clue how to attract men.
Y M C A
"OO EE, OO AH AH, TING TANG, WALLA WALLA BING BANG"
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90% of the time, Xena and Gabrielle lost love interests to destiny or an untimely demise, usually at the hands of Callisto or Ares. The other 10% of the time they did stuff like this.
Sweet fancy Moses!
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"Boom Shockalocka! Boom Shockalocka! Boom Shockalocka! Boom! Boom!"
Dave and John were about to make the unfortunate realization that they had never seen pictures of their Internet dates from the neck down, and that they were actually severely disabled twins conjoined at the ankle.
Lesbian LARPers! :bouncegiggle:
Gabrielle and Xena's version of foreplay. Kinda sad really.
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Xena: Hey, knock that off or I'll stick this sword where the sun don't shine!
Gabrielle: And where might that be?
A rare performance of the Amazon version of the haka
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on March 28, 2008, 12:08:12 AM
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The new fight choreographer for the show was pretty horrible.
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Neither Xena nor Gabrielle truly embraced Wicca, they just attended the ceremonies to meet chicks.
After hearing that Steven Spielberg was looking for a female lead in a new movie, all self respecting actresses did everything they could to get him to not consider them, as no self respecting actress would work with Spielberg after "Indiana Jones and the temple of deem."
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okay, so you distract the ladies with your kung fu and I will knock em down with this plastic stick!