I didn't like many 90s cartoons in the 90s and I don't like them now. They just don't have that special something that 80s cartoons had. But, sometimes, I'll stumble across a 90s cartoon that I love.
Sky Surfer Strike Force is one such 90s cartoon. It's a bad cartoon, no doubt, but it's bad in all the right ways!
Here is a screen cap recap of the first of four episodes on one of those $1.00 DVDs I got at Wal-Mart.
TITan of Terror (capitals added for emphasis)
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The gist of Skysurfer Strike Force is that this guy became Skysurfer because ...
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... Cybron here killed his dad.
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This episode begins with Lazerette here going to collect a SECRET FORMULA.
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"There's a reason they call it a DEADline."
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Fortunately, the guys just happen to be right there.
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Lazerette shows off her amazing power.
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Two of them look impressed, but the guy on the left doesn't seem interested.
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Cybron and his daughter conspire to capture a member of the Strike Force to use the SECRET FORMULA on.
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They capture Ice, the token female.
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Skysurfer is not pleased.
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Cybron gives Ice the SECRET FORMULA and she starts growing!
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She's huge!
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Cybron orders Ice to steal an oil tanker that contains information on the wherabouts of the US President.
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Ice is so big, the guys don't know what to think!
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It's really throwing them for a loop!
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Lazerette finds the guys' horror at their teammate's fate amusing.
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Skysurfer tries to get Ice to come back from the dark side.
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But she's all evil now and tries to drown him.
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Later, Ice has a moment of clarity and begs for a cure. "I WANT it, Sky!"
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"GIVE IT TO ME, SKY! I NEED IT!"
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Skysurfer sneaks into Cybron's base by hiding inside Ice's underwear. No, really. That's him flying his skyboard into her pants.
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Once inside the base, he almost mistakes the 3.5 floppy with the cure on it for a cookie.
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The guy who made the SECRET FORMULA in the first place makes the the cure. "You'll have to inject it into her."
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The evil borgs on the way to back up Ice while she captures the President. Yes, they are pretty much the greatest bad guys ever.
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The villains capture the jets guarding the President's train ...
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... and get in yet ANOTHER aerial battle with the Skysurfers.
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The President's train penetrates the depths of a stinking hot tunnel, little suspecting that Ice is waiting on the other side.
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Ice moves into position to grab the train.
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But Skysurfer injects the antidote deep into her!
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She has some trouble taking it.
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But she's very relieved when it's all over.
The End!