Seems like ol' Ronald has fallen on hard times.
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It was at that moment when Sally and her sons knew it: we really ARE in a recession! Poor Ronald discovered those golden arches weren't actually made of gold. Never base your retirement plan around your company's nickname...
The Burger King finally succeeds in banishing his court jester.
Ronald caught on tape gathering the "secret" ingredients for his "special sauce".
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It was soon after this picture was made public that Ronald McDonald
admitted himself into rehab for freebasing the special sauce.
The environmentalists and the health food people actually convinced kids to eat fresh local food. Nobody saw that coming, least of all Ronald.
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Willard Scott... The Hobo Years
"Yeah, yeah, take a good look. Ungrateful bastards. I'll make you all pay."
This is what will happen now that Happy meals have milk and apples in them.
That free toy just aint enough anymore.
Ronald McDonald the McBum.
A career downturn finally caught up with Carrot Top.
Herb, the friendly neighborhood panhandler, seemed unconcerned about the effects of the Were-BigMac bite he got the night before.
Ronald McDonald at this point in his life, decided he didn't care anymore and if was female would have become a bag woman.
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Ronald became bitter about the corperate buyout, and spent his last years in a drunken haze.
"Hey kids...yea, you guys! I don't have candy, but I have a variety of stolen department store items! And there's plenty more in that unmarked van over there."
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Ron was never the same after the death of The Grimace via heart attack.
As a dejected Ronald was walking down the the street, he was heard mummbling this line: "One of these days, Jared. One of these days, Jared. When I find you, I'll stuff a sack of 10 down your stinkin' throat!"
"<mumble><mumble> stupid Supersize Me documentary <mumble><mumble>...."
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Yeah that's right the McDLT was my idea! Mine dammit... too good for you lousy bastards.
"So what ever happened to CarrotTop?"
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Jack balls? I got yer Jack balls right here kids...
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Sadly the American icon Ronald McDonald job was finally outsourced to China. In this recent file photo, Mr. McDonald was heard mumbling McFired Rice my ass.
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Hey you kids! Why the hell don't you take a picture, it'll last longer!
One taste of his new McCrack sandwich and Ronald was headed down the wrong path. Since he lost his job he has to pay for his next fix somehow...that's why his revised count of "753 Served" doesn't mean hamburgers. He only hopes the cigarettes will take some of the taste out of his mouth.
Duuuuh, , , We call crappy jobs "McJobs" for a REASON, , Did he really think he was going to be able to make an honest living and a secure future?
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One taste of his new McCrack sandwich and Ronald was headed down the wrong path. Since he lost his job he has to pay for his next fix somehow...that's why his revised count of "753 Served" doesn't mean hamburgers. He only hopes the cigarettes will take some of the taste out of his mouth.
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