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Title: Eye Sucker
Post by: redsneaker on April 08, 2008, 08:26:38 AM

Karma to who guesses film and who makes a good funny caption.

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Post by: indianasmith on April 08, 2008, 08:27:36 AM

I TOLD you to keep an eye out for me!!!!

(Sorry, but that one had to be said!)

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Post by: AnubisVonMojo on April 08, 2008, 09:32:46 AM

From Beyond

and my caption: "Uhm, which country did you say you're the '2007 Make-Out Champion' of again?"

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Post by: Andrew on April 08, 2008, 11:03:59 AM

Dr. Eva Krankheit's attempt to lobotomize a dangerous mental patient took a fateful turn when she accidentally stimulated his neural "love nest."

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Post by: AnubisVonMojo on April 08, 2008, 12:01:04 PM

"I don't mean to tell you how to do your job Jim, but I'm pretty sure this isn't the proper way to perform CPR!"

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Post by: SynapticBoomstick on April 08, 2008, 02:28:47 PM

Eye candy!

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Post by: indianasmith on April 08, 2008, 02:35:14 PM

Quote from: SynapticBoomstick on April 08, 2008, 02:28:47 PM
Eye candy!

That was cornier than mine! Karma!!

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Post by: Mr. DS on April 08, 2008, 08:23:10 PM

General Hospital sure has gotten violent over the years.

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Post by: redsneaker on April 08, 2008, 09:53:30 PM

H.M.O...nuff said

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Post by: TheDope on April 08, 2008, 11:59:40 PM

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French kissing was, sadly, never Stanley's forté, especially after the lobotomy.

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Post by: Inferno on April 09, 2008, 08:06:47 PM

From the legendary Denis Leary:
"THIS GUY'S HEAD WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT BONG!"

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Post by: sideorderofninjas on April 09, 2008, 10:17:10 PM

The patient felt it was necessary to remove his doctor's cataract with a more homeopathic solution than surgery.

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Post by: AndyC on April 14, 2008, 07:40:44 PM

From the Red Cross First Aid Manual:

Fig. 172b - When encountering an embedded object in the eye, do not attempt to remove it.

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Post by: Yaddo 42 on April 14, 2008, 10:21:22 PM

Just one of the reasons they never released the sequel to Young Doctors In Love.

or

Andy Dick is out of the hospital and on the make again......

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Post by: AndyC on April 15, 2008, 05:27:51 AM

"Okay, we have paranoid delusions, hair loss, a protruding pineal gland, and now eye sucking. Any ideas? Oh hell, I need a vicodin."

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