From an upcoming review I have of 1972's Fear Chamber...
(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/fearchamber5.jpg)
"Hmmm...did I leave the gas on?"
This always happens when Grandpa tries to program his VCR...
"Ok, honey. I just finished installing Windows Vista. Let's boot her up and see what happens."
Boris hired the same electrician who wired the sub in Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea: Dave "Who Needs Circuit Breakers" Dupree.
or
Never hire Great White to play at a retirement home. (Okay that one was in poor taste)
"Help, I'm trapped in a fear chamber!"
After the grilled cheese incident, Grandpa's family decided it was finally time to put him in a home.
Mmm... yes, there's a noticeable improvement on Windows' behaviour after this SP1 patch of theirs.
Some people and technology just don't mix.
(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/fearchamber5.jpg)
"Ah, an incoming e-mail from Vincent Price...OHMIGOD! AAAAGHH!
Quote from: The DarkSider on April 14, 2008, 08:27:01 PM
From an upcoming review I have of 1972's Fear Chamber...
(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/fearchamber5.jpg)
Doris told me not to buy Bela's old synthiser, but nooo...
Oh, I got an email from my kids: "Don't set off the fireworks for the 4th of July INSIDE the house"
NOW they tell me......
"In fifty years, I've gone from a room full of sparking, flashing junk to a room full of sparking, flashing junk. Take me now, Death."
or
"There goes my plan to stop Christmas from coming."
But at least his Adirondack chair looks comfy.