Today's caption is of unknown origin, presumably being taken from a WWII documentary.
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3, 2, 1, go!
"Operation: Ass-Blaster" was a complete failure and all evidence of it's existence was destroyed... except for this single photograph, the film for which was smuggled out in a soldier's very uncomfortable place... like the back of a Volkswagen.
Never underestimate the power of the "Rocket Ass".
Shrek 4, Donkey's Revenge
"But now, with the addition of a panzerfaust, our mules will be able to attack enemy, even armored, mules from a distance."
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Actually, Franz didn't make a new Nazi donkey weapon; he
was just trying to draw attention away from his lederhosen.
What inspired Burt Gummer to build his own personal Panzer division.
The true origin of "Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud."
The only thing Germany needed was midget donkey jockeys and they could have ruled the world.
"OK, Dr. Von Braun. He's pointed at London and ready for launch."
While the elite SS Panzer units got Tigers and Panthers, the regular German army got...something less.
When Hitler outsourced his weapon developing department to non-German countries, everything went down the drain when the new assigned scientists took his request for a "real bad-ass weapon" all too literally....
Quote from: frank on April 16, 2008, 12:09:17 PM
When Hitler outsourced his weapon developing department to non-German countries, everything went down the drain when the new assigned scientists took his request for a "real bad-ass weapon" all too literally....
The fuhrer's secretary typed a comma in place of the hyphen.
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Working secretly in the mountains of South America, escaped Nazi scientists turn Juan Valdez into the first of an army of super soldiers.
OKaaay, its got better mobility than a tank and it doesn't need gasoline, but it keeps kicking my ass!
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"I knew were having problems getting petrol, but this is ridiculous!"
Mein Heehaw
And now, double or nothing!
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Watch it! He's pulling the pin! He's with the Resistance!!!!!
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Efforts to revive the Third Reich were greatly hampered by the raising fuel prices.
Muel: Hey buddy listen to this one it's a great just!
Soldier: "Ya?"
Muel: Ok what does the Gay horse say during lunch?
Soldier: Ve vas oud take sissy horse to camps, vut go on!
Muel: hehehehe he says "heyyyyyyyyyyy"
Soldier: I von't understand
Muel: Ohhh forget it, no wonder America is beating you!
Quote from: sideorderofninjas on April 15, 2008, 10:13:23 PM
The true origin of "Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud."
Nice one! Karma!