I don't expect to find them all on the first pass but these are the most common forms of inviting death that I've seen in bad movies. I know I've missed a lot so, you deserve to bite it if:
- you stand there in terror as your attacker draws clower to you/prepares to attack
- your gun doesn't affect your attack but you stand there and fire anyway
- you have the audacity to fire at something ten times your size
- you fall on the ground and stay there
- you hear a radio broadcast about an escaped killer and turn it off because it spoils the mood
- you hear a radio broadcast about and escaped killer and turn it off, and then go out to check "a noise"
- you hear a radio broadcast about an escaped killer and turn it off, period
- you ignore the reports of shark attacks and go swimming by yourself
- to wash off the cut you just got from that shell
- in deep water
- at night
- drunk
- you tell the locals that it's just a crazy, old story
- you see a hypo on a tray while cleaning a lab and immediatly think about experimenting
- you pick something up from a large table in a deserted house and eat it
- you take something from a house that is said to be haunted
- you went into said deserted and/or haunted house in the first place. Are you stupid?
- you tell somebody interrogating you to bite you
- you tell somebody interrogating you to eat you
- you tell someone interrogating you to blow you
- you tell somebody interrogating you to do anything involving a mouth.
- people like that usually have a supernaturally huge maw.
- you do something to your Mogwi to "see what happens."
- you do something to anything to "see what happens"
- you say "It's finally over..."
Quote from: SynapticBoomstick on April 18, 2008, 05:26:54 PM
I don't expect to find them all on the first pass but these are the most common forms of inviting death that I've seen in bad movies. I know I've missed a lot so, you deserve to bite it if:
- you stand there in terror as your attacker draws clower to you/prepares to attack
- your gun doesn't affect your attack but you stand there and fire anyway
- you have the audacity to fire at something ten times your size
- you fall on the ground and stay there
- you hear a radio broadcast about an escaped killer and turn it off because it spoils the mood
- you hear a radio broadcast about and escaped killer and turn it off, and then go out to check "a noise"
- you hear a radio broadcast about an escaped killer and turn it off, period
- you ignore the reports of shark attacks and go swimming by yourself
- to wash off the cut you just got from that shell
- in deep water
- at night
- drunk
- you tell the locals that it's just a crazy, old story
- you see a hypo on a tray while cleaning a lab and immediatly think about experimenting
- you pick something up from a large table in a deserted house and eat it
- you take something from a house that is said to be haunted
- you went into said deserted and/or haunted house in the first place. Are you stupid?
- you tell somebody interrogating you to bite you
- you tell somebody interrogating you to eat you
- you tell someone interrogating you to blow you
- you tell somebody interrogating you to do anything involving a mouth.
- people like that usually have a supernaturally huge maw.
- you do something to your Mogwi to "see what happens."
- you do something to anything to "see what happens"
- you say "It's finally over..."
I like the one about shooting something impervious to bullets. Don't know what movie it was, but this guy exhausted his ammo on a bulletproof creature and shouted:
"The bullets have no effect! Give me some more ammo!"
You see or hear anything, and your first reaction is to say, "G#$D%&* KIDS!"
You don't run away from the POV Shot Monster!
You're a teenager, you go to a newly reopened summer camp where other teens were slaughtered just a few years ago, and you even think about having sex.
You already had that double-barrel 12 gage parked across your lap, as though you were expecting "Those G#$D%&* KIDS!"