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Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: AndyC on April 25, 2008, 08:22:45 AM

Title: Milton and Sweetums
Post by: AndyC on April 25, 2008, 08:22:45 AM
(http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/5/5c/Miltonberle.jpg)
"Let me refer you to my complaints department"
Title: Re: Milton and Sweetums
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on April 25, 2008, 09:01:26 AM
We wish the happy couple a successful marriage and for anyone interested in buying them a gift, they're registered at Pet Co.!
Title: Re: Milton and Sweetums
Post by: TheDope on April 25, 2008, 10:35:21 AM
(http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/5/5c/Miltonberle.jpg)
Man, that is the ugliest, most horrific monster I've ever seen in my life!
...let's see it without the cowboy hat.
Title: Re: Milton and Sweetums
Post by: Inferno on April 25, 2008, 09:36:32 PM
Milton: Isn't that the funniest car crash ever?
Sweetum's: I'd stand to see the wheel stuck over the driver's head, but I guess that's pretty sweet.
Title: Re: Milton and Sweetums
Post by: sideorderofninjas on April 25, 2008, 10:30:15 PM
Hear at Crazy Carl's Used Car Lot, our prices are more insane than our dealers and their imaginary friends..
Title: Re: Milton and Sweetums
Post by: Shadow on April 25, 2008, 10:56:15 PM
It's Cal Worthington and his dog Spot!
Title: Re: Milton and Sweetums
Post by: JJ80 on April 27, 2008, 09:03:43 AM
Funnily enough, local delinquents never troubled the car lot.....
Title: Re: Milton and Sweetums
Post by: CheezeFlixz on April 27, 2008, 03:31:08 PM

(http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/5/5c/Miltonberle.jpg)
Trying to maintain a happy face, neither was very happy with their blind date.

Title: Re: Milton and Sweetums
Post by: Mr. DS on April 27, 2008, 07:57:30 PM
Milton:  "Oh this furry guy here, he's my wingman.  If you don't sleep with me he'll eat you in a non-erotic way." 
Title: Re: Milton and Sweetums
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on May 03, 2008, 04:00:17 AM
"Lemme just give you this bit of advice: when you enlist and you go looking for hookers, stay away from the ones on Monster Island.  Oh, have you met my son, Frank?"
Title: Re: Milton and Sweetums
Post by: Flangepart on May 05, 2008, 01:18:21 PM
One is a muppet, the other a washed comedian. Their Cops!
Title: Re: Milton and Sweetums
Post by: Yaddo 42 on May 05, 2008, 11:22:38 PM
Sweetums was visibly annoyed at hearing Uncle Miltie's "Took out just enough to win" story over and over.

or

After years of stealing other people's jokes, selling used cars was a natural for Milton.
Title: Re: Milton and Sweetums
Post by: Flangepart on May 06, 2008, 11:23:36 AM
Quote from: Flangepart on May 05, 2008, 01:18:21 PM
One is a muppet, the other a washed up comedian. Their Cops!
Title: Re: Milton and Sweetums
Post by: AndyC on May 07, 2008, 02:27:46 PM
"Just keep smiling. I was the biggest name in television and now I'm doing a cameo in a f**king puppet show. God, I need a drink. Just keep smiling..."
Title: Re: Milton and Sweetums
Post by: Count Ratfink on March 18, 2010, 06:30:45 PM
It didn't take long for the U.S. Armed Forces to realize their stroke of genius in featuring Milton Berle and Sweetums as part of USO tours. Milton would joke and entertain the troops, while the sight of Sweetums would send the enemy running like burnt cats. 
Title: Re: Milton and Sweetums
Post by: retrorussell on March 18, 2010, 11:09:38 PM
Where The Wild Things Buy Their Cars.
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