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Title: Superman II
Post by: TheDope on May 11, 2008, 03:20:00 PM
(http://www.creativescreenwriting.com/csdaily/csdart/images/2006-12-Dec/Superman_II--Super_in_the_sack.jpg)

Gee...all I could think of was Jimmy Olson in a sundress....
Title: Re: Superman II
Post by: AndyC on May 11, 2008, 03:50:44 PM
"I must not let Fred Garvin steal her away from me."
Title: Re: Superman II
Post by: badmovielovers on May 12, 2008, 07:07:35 AM
He wonders if the kryptonight condom did work or not!
Title: Re: Superman II
Post by: Mr. DS on May 12, 2008, 11:30:14 AM
"Wonder Woman, get off my ceiling.  Its too late for a threesome."

or

"Alas, any minute now my super sperm will implode her."
Title: Re: Superman II
Post by: Patient7 on May 12, 2008, 07:35:47 PM
It's wierd I needed permission from my mom to do this.
Title: Re: Superman II
Post by: sideorderofninjas on May 12, 2008, 10:17:53 PM
I only hope that Larry Niven's story Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex is wrong...
Title: Re: Superman II
Post by: AndyC on May 13, 2008, 04:32:31 AM
"Damn superspeed. Damn, damn, damn."
Title: Re: Superman II
Post by: Mr. DS on May 13, 2008, 05:48:37 AM
"I wonder if she's still mad at me for yelling out Lana's name."
Title: Re: Superman II
Post by: Neville on May 13, 2008, 03:33:49 PM
Tomorrow morning she'll ask for hot coffee, but this is Antarctica!
Title: Re: Superman II
Post by: jdlarch on May 22, 2008, 10:21:57 PM
The next day she was kickin' it with her home girls when one said, "So tell us about Clark! We want all the details!!!" To which she replied, "Dude! I never kiss and tell! But I will say one thing...he was super, man!" And the name stuck.
Title: Re: Superman II
Post by: sprite75 on May 27, 2008, 01:13:15 PM
Why do I feel like Mom and Dad are watching me??
Title: Re: Superman II
Post by: retrorussell on November 12, 2009, 07:09:10 AM
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on May 11, 2008, 03:20:00 PM
(http://www.creativescreenwriting.com/csdaily/csdart/images/2006-12-Dec/Superman_II--Super_in_the_sack.jpg)

Zod.. you were watching us this whole time?  EWWW!!!!
Title: Re: Superman II
Post by: sprite75 on November 15, 2009, 02:14:02 AM
(http://www.creativescreenwriting.com/csdaily/csdart/images/2006-12-Dec/Superman_II--Super_in_the_sack.jpg)

Clark: Viva Viagra!
Title: Re: Superman II
Post by: paula on November 15, 2009, 06:36:16 AM
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on May 11, 2008, 03:20:00 PM
(http://www.creativescreenwriting.com/csdaily/csdart/images/2006-12-Dec/Superman_II--Super_in_the_sack.jpg)

Gee...all I could think of was Jimmy Olson in a sundress....

Inside a jiffy pop container!??

well, you said do it to you somewhere new!

...............did you like the butter???
Title: Re: Superman II
Post by: paula on November 15, 2009, 06:37:17 AM
Quote from: retrorussell on November 12, 2009, 07:09:10 AM
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on May 11, 2008, 03:20:00 PM
(http://www.creativescreenwriting.com/csdaily/csdart/images/2006-12-Dec/Superman_II--Super_in_the_sack.jpg)

Zod.. you were watching us this whole time?  EWWW!!!!

or...

Zod.. you were watching us this whole time? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Title: Re: Superman II
Post by: D-Man on November 15, 2009, 10:27:18 AM
Gee, I hope she doesn't end up having some weird, asthmatic kid from this...
Title: Re: Superman II
Post by: Mr. DS on November 15, 2009, 09:19:18 PM
"I should have got that on film and sold it to fanboys..."
Title: Re: Superman II
Post by: Mr. DS on November 15, 2009, 10:49:18 PM
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on May 11, 2008, 03:20:00 PM
(http://www.creativescreenwriting.com/csdaily/csdart/images/2006-12-Dec/Superman_II--Super_in_the_sack.jpg)

Chirst I really need to take a Supersh*t right now. 
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