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Dumbledore: "We've all met and we know it was you who farted Harry."
Sure, Harry...quit magic and become a professional wrestler. But look at what that decision did to these two!
After the meeting of the minds, the elders determined that Harry was not cut out to be a member of the Knights who say Ni.
"Harry, if you ever want to be a great wizard, you need a gimmick. Look at these guys....big googly eye, monk robe and pointy beard. Hell, I'm just a lazy slob, but go years without shaving and walk around all day in my bathrobe and I look like a wizard. Now look at yourself."
Quote from: The DarkSider on May 14, 2008, 09:06:21 PM
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Dumbledore: "Pull my magic finger."
I don't care if I gave it to you, that doesn't mean you can hide in the girl's bathroom with your invisibility cloak on.
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Harry, we know you really loved the '60s, but that Beatles' haircut has got to go.
"I tell you Harry, I have not changed into a completely different but similar person. And no, I don't want to hear what you found out about a spell cast on some Muggle named Darren Stevens 40 years ago."
"Harry, I won't say it again. Body cavity searches are now mandatory at Hogwarts, bend over and spread em..."
The Christians have come calling to "burn the witch" again. You're our chosen sacrifice.
"...And after I contracted magical chlamydia, it bent this way."
Ummmmm Gang Bang?