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Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: trekgeezer on May 16, 2008, 12:34:25 PM

Title: Jack Nicholson
Post by: trekgeezer on May 16, 2008, 12:34:25 PM
I hope this picture doesn't cause anyone to go blind.

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/nicholsonDM0302_468x436.jpg)
"I has a sandwich!!"
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: AndyC on May 16, 2008, 12:42:41 PM
They're remaking Every Which Way But Loose. No word yet on who's playing Clyde.
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: Ash on May 16, 2008, 01:45:58 PM
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"Five dollar.....Five dollar foot looong!..."



(from that Subway TV commercial that plays 10,000 times a day)
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: TheDope on May 16, 2008, 03:47:28 PM

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Gee, Kathy Bates looks awful.
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: Mr. DS on May 16, 2008, 04:39:23 PM
Bea Arthur gone wild. 
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: Patient7 on May 16, 2008, 05:49:41 PM
Here's a Johnny for you.
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: Mr. DS on May 16, 2008, 07:22:02 PM
Jack Nicholson tried to be Subway's new "Jared" but realized eating an Italian sub with the works was the wrong idea. 
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: akiratubo on May 16, 2008, 07:22:20 PM
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... and I STILL get more p***y than you!
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: Inferno on May 16, 2008, 07:22:48 PM
Jack Nicholson's DNA reconstituted in a Gorilla body.
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: Patient7 on May 16, 2008, 10:43:17 PM
Thank God Heath Ledger managed to be The Joker before this guy could snatch up the role again.
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on May 17, 2008, 12:31:55 AM
The reason trekgeezer isn't invited to my party
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: Neville on May 17, 2008, 02:57:56 PM
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I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me.
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: badmovielovers on May 17, 2008, 05:49:57 PM
Now if us girls have to wear bras he does too!!! :bluesad:
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: sideorderofninjas on May 17, 2008, 10:46:05 PM
Marlon Brando is still alive? 
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: AndyC on May 18, 2008, 05:16:29 AM
Nicholson prepares for the role of King Louie in Disney's new live-action Jungle Book.
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: Patient7 on May 18, 2008, 12:23:04 PM
Quote from: badmovielovers on May 17, 2008, 05:49:57 PM
Now if us girls have to wear bras he does too!!! :bluesad:

Who says you have to  :twirl:


p.s. I am really REALLY sorry if that offends you.
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: Flangepart on May 19, 2008, 11:24:55 AM
Even Jack can't conquor the evil of man boobs.
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: AllisonSNLKid on May 26, 2008, 10:12:35 PM
HEEEEEERRRRRE'S BOOBIES!
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: sprite75 on June 17, 2008, 12:34:57 PM
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"I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt...So sexy it hurts..."
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: The Burgomaster on June 24, 2008, 06:11:49 PM
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Fun fact:  Jack Nicholson was Angie Dickinson's body double in DRESSED TO KILL.
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: CheezeFlixz on June 24, 2008, 11:04:21 PM
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Now say this with your best Jack Nicholson impression.
You see I've had so much poontang in my day, that their tits wore off on me. HeHeHeHe.
You know this isn't the only footlong I've got. HeHeHeHe.
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: retrorussell on November 13, 2009, 06:17:47 AM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on June 24, 2008, 11:04:21 PM
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To celebrate his newfound boobs, Jack decides to try out for the Laker Cheerleaders.  Somewhere, Paula Abdul is crying.
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: Leah on June 10, 2011, 02:42:10 PM
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wait, this taste like sedatives that Nurse.....MY GOD< SHE WANTS ME BACK IN THAT HELL HOLE!!!
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: venomx on June 10, 2011, 02:56:20 PM
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It's a "special sandwich". It slowly turns you into the Toxic Avenger.
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: AndyC on June 11, 2011, 10:25:30 AM
In case you were wondering what all play and no work would make Jack.
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: sprite75 on June 20, 2011, 09:53:43 PM
I once ate breakfast like this in front of 4,000 Cubans.  Haven't seen any of them since.
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: Hammock Rider on June 22, 2011, 11:57:26 AM
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"Wait'll they get a load of me...."

Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: JayJayM12 on June 28, 2011, 02:29:24 PM
Just before he died, Heath Ledger was quoted as saying, "I warned him."
Title: Re: Jack Nicholson
Post by: The Burgomaster on June 29, 2011, 05:44:51 PM
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Randall P. McMammary
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